Urban Dictionary Tees

break the seal: The point at which you first piss after you have been drinking your favorite alcoholic beverage and at this point you will be pissing every ten minutes

dental denial: (n) To use mouthwash instead of brushing one's teeth before going out for lack of time or total laziness.

Fridance: A celebratory dance performed (usually at work) on Fridays to commemorate the end of the grueling work week. The dance is performed using no particular pattern or style, but often incorporates variations of "The Robot" while vocally producing Rock or Heavy Metal type sounds.

gangsta lean: A common driving position in which the driver holds the wheel with his left hand while leaning to his right toward the passenger seat, usually bobbing his head or bumpin' with the beat. It's a pretty badass way to drive. This move works best in a Chevy Caprice or any pimp-style car with a 3-person front seat.

awesomeness test: 1) An act of what appears to be generosity- such as lending an acquaintance a CD or movie, etc., or allowing them to choose what to do for fun- that is really more of a method of evaluating whether or not they're up to your cool standards. 2) An inner struggle that involves the choice between what you believe is cool and what society tells you is cool; if you allow your sense of coolness to triumph over popular opinion, you have passed the awesomeness test.

get your shine on: to unexpectedly exceed the expectations of one's peers in a public setting

fansplant: a person with a newly-developed appreciation for a sports team; generally acquired after said team has won a championship or become otherwise popular.

12th man: In football, it's the crowd. When the away team is backed up near the goal post, the 12th man makes a lot of noise, making it hard to communicate and for the lineman to hear the snap count.

Percussive Maintenance: The fine art of bludgeoning an electronic device in order to encourage it to work properly. Vigorous usage of this technique often renders said device permanently nonfunctional.

lowjack: To have something taken from you by smooth talking or strong convincing. Not as violent or non-participatory as being High-jacked, being lowjacked involves ones own insecure or gullible nature.

January Joiner: Someone who joins the gym in January as part of a New Year's resolution and by February is back to being a couch potato.

can you not: Fragment often used by girls to thwart further activity; please stop; that ain't right, don't do that, because I don't like it. Can be found as: Can you not?!, Can you not..., Can you.. not?

anablog: The old fashioned journal you wrote in with crushed tree pulp, binding, and maybe some kind of lock mechanism. For some reason people used to like writing opinions only they read. It is a fad past its prime but Borders still sells them for some reason.

for the ass: For the ass is a phrase that means that something is completly useless.

driveway jewelery: A highly expensive car or motorcycle, that's been left to sit in the driveway, unused. Much like a flashy diamond ring or gold necklace, it's sole purpose is that of demonstrating wealth, to those who see it.

hmfic: Head Motha Fucka In Charge. The boss; someone not to be reckoned with. Used to denote, usually in jest, that a person is in charge of a situation.

beer taxi: Imaginary mode of transport, associated with heavy drinking,when drinker has no recollection of how they arrived back at their preferred destination.

dinner whore: A girl who is exclusively after a free meal or an expensive gift. She actively seeks out dates with well-off men who will wine and dine her at upscale restaurants. She is usually physically attractive enough to make the man fall for her feminine wiles. She will rarely have sex with these men, until they spend a certain number of dollars on her. Nobody knows exactly what that number is, so the man keeps spending and spending, while the dinner whore keeps living it up.

textless: In an email, IM, IRC, SMS, or MUD exchange, temporarily unable to write, as through astonishment. Compare to speechless in spoken language.

own: To wear clothing, accessories, or physical features (i.e. pale skin) with confidence.

Chair Ass: The natural effect of the slow growth and spread of a clerical worker's physical frame, across the span of years of combining vending machine snack food with an exercise regimen that consists of little more than typing, until said physical frame is confined by the spatial limitations of the worker's desk chair. Commonly applies to programmers, secretaries, and middle management. In extreme cases, can be accompanied by a non-insignificant amount of physical exertion to free the compressed rear end from the chair.

Get Buck: To become extremely angry and vow consequences upon those who have caused you nuisance.

you got got: You've been had; you've been tricked.

blind item: When a gossip columnist doesn't have enough evidence to support a claim about a celebrity, where naming said celebrity would result in a lawsuit, giving no names but mild clues to the celebrity's identity in the latest gossip.

nose goes: A way of determining who has to do a task, such as close a door or turn off a light after everyone is seated. To call 'nose goes', you simply place your index finger on your nose, and say "nose goes". The last person to call 'nose goes' has to do the task.

salty: feeling dumb or stupid after something happens. see also crunchy.

fives: A tool used among friends to retain possession of a certain seat. As the name suggest, fives only works for five minutes. After standing up from his chair, the person announces "fives", and then can freely do what he needed to, and when he returns no one is allowed to take his seat during his absence. Powerful foe of, "you move your feet, you loose your seat."

Retail Therapy: The act of shopping as an outlet for frustration and a reliever of stress.