Urban Dictionary Tees

shiftless: a style of writing that uses only lower-case letters.

face-turning: n. Muffling out an interlocutor by slowly - yet unexpectedly - turning away their cranium with the palm of your hand. Can be construed as either playful or patently insolent by the receiving end.

learn you a lesson: 1.verb: to show someone (or thing) that they are wrong or that they do poorly in reference to a specific field through punishment or humiliation

talk to the hand: A saying used to ignore and disregard a comment or an insult when you can't think of a way to counter it. When this phrase is used, it is customary to raise your hand, palm facing out, and place it almost touching your adversary's face. This can make even the most civil person raging mad. Another variation is "talk to the hand 'cause the face don't give a damn'." I really did not know that people still said this.

gray market: The term used by marketing people to describe potential buyers of old-age.

chat gravity: The degree of familiarity with another person, which, if you chance to encounter them on the street, will determine if you merely greet them in passing or stop to talk.

crowdway: Derived from highway, it means a path in a crowd where many people pass through, e.g. on parties. One should use crowdways to go from point A to point B to annoy the least possible amount of people.

flip your money: Doubling your money.

phone stamina: The total amount of time one can manage being on the phone with someone.

Party socks: Socks which failed to be removed prior to intercourse. Said socks need not be used only during sex. Party socks are usually the result of laziness or haste.

on tilt: To gamble recklessly and aggressively after a bad or improbable beat or series of bad or improbable beats. Usually results in losing all of your money and then some. Good gamblers avoid this at all costs, even if it means going home earlier than expected.

sneeze tease: The body's preparation for a sneeze, which is deferred just before climax. (The "ah... ah... ah" without the "choo"). The feelings and sensations of a sneeze come to you, but just as you are about to exhale with explosion, it miraculously disappears.

Goo-diligence: Using Google to mediate a dispute between two parties or to do appropriate research.

cook by numbers: A meal that requires nothing more than pushing numbers on the microwave. Often times a frozen dinner or leftovers.

blinker fluid: An imaginary liquid used in automobiles (to make the blinkers work). This term is used as a sarcastic remark toward someone who knows ablsolutely nothing about cars.

buffet pants: a form of pants like clothing in which the waist band is made of elastic for easy expansion of the abdomen.

baby daddy: Short for "Baby's Daddy". The father of your child, whom you did not marry, and with whom you are not currently involved.

text massage: When one gets a text message when their phone is on vibrate. The phone vibrates and creates a massaging feeling in ones thigh, creating pleasure to the recipient.

post up: To chill or stand at a spot (like a club or a street corner etc). To claim a spot. The term came from drug dealers on street corners, like light posts and street posts, and there you have it POST UP!

kleptocracy: A system of government characterized by rampant corruption and misallocation of public funds.

Discolocate: To break or harm ones limbs or organs through dancing.

Entremaneur: Someone who makes a living selling bullshit to the masses.

plane name: The name you use to identify yourself to the stranger sitting next to you on the plane.

facepalm: The act of dropping one's face / forehead into one's hand. Usually accompanied by a "thunk" or a cr a cry of "D'oh!" Usually written between asteriks in online conversation, to demonstrate an action. Similar to *headdesk*

garage racing: Going into your garage to sit on your motorcycle, because it's still too "out of season" for use.

whambulance: The imaginary rescue vehicle that will rescue you from someone's incessant whining over a trivial matter. Used mockingly, but in good humor.

Nanogasm: Obsession and erotic enjoyment derived from the mere thinking of Apple(tm) Nano Ipod or its accessories

laced up: The process of getting ready for a fight, stemming from the process of lacing up boxing gloves, or to beat or knock some one out in a fight.