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Credit Whore: Credit Whore (CW) is someone that does something nice just so they can bring it to everyone's attention and get credit for it.

mullet ratio: A mathematical term used to describe how extreme a mullet hairstyle is. It is found by comparing how long the hair on top of the head is compared to how long the hair hangs at the back of the neck.

emaul: Noun: an email assault so vicious in tone the recipient loses an eye to you. Verb: to textually assault an individual via the internet.

hand hold up: In celebration, when one person goes for a high five and another goes to pound it (fist to fist). A slight moment of confusion occurs, normally resolved in two to 20 seconds.

cardiocracy: Democracy in physical action. when you 'vote with your feet', or whenever free-expression about politics involves walking or running or pushups.

drop it like it's hot: (1) Referring to a dance move where a girl drops her ass to the floor and gets freaky. (2) A basketball term for dropping shots through the hoop. (3) A term for rappers when they drop lines/bars/rhymes that're hot.

thrifting: When one visits several different thrift shops, second-hand shops, and vintage clothing stores in the hopes of buying several items of cheap and unusual clothing and other items. One usually does this with friends.

sketchball: a. A person that is so involved in drugs, alcohol, sex, and general debauchery above what is conceiveably possible. b. A shady character. c. Someone that appears to have no moral judgment, self-respect, or general hygiene to the point where he/she is a total laughingstock that must be avoided.

Brokeback: (adj.) Used to describe anything of questionable masculinity. Believed to have originated from the 2005 motion picture Brokeback Mountain.

drugstore cowboy: A poseur cowboy. One who dresses up as a cowboy to do non-cowboy activities

procrastishower: The super long shower one takes when they have something better to do, like study for a chemistry exam.

refrigerator rights: Defines the depth, closeness, and intimacy of a relationship. Friends with refrigerator rights can help themselves to anything in your refrigerator without asking permission.

no I won't make out with you: A phrase that a guy says to a girl loudly in a public place to attempt to embarrass that girl. This is usually sarcastic and said to a complete stranger who wants to ask a guy something simple. The phrase originates from the movie "Billy Madison" when Adam Sandler's character makes an ass of himself while trying to fit in in high school...

With A Bullet: Attaining a position with noteworthy speed. Originates from Billboard Magazine's practice of putting a bullet sign in front of chart entries that have moved from one position to another with notable speed.

diamond in the back: Refers to the vintage 1970-1980 Cadillac series. The rear windows had a diamond shape.

spin doctor: 1) somebody who works in or for the media who ensures that the public understands things from a certain perspective. 2) a radio station DJ, or MC at a club or event.

shoulder surfing: To look over the shoulder(s) of a person with whom you are currently engaged in conversation to see if you can find someone 'better' to talk to. Connotes a lack of interest in the current interlocutor and/or in what they are currently saying, and displays a desire to, if possible, upgrade to 'someone better' (e.g. of higher social status, better looks, etc.).

Colgate Kiss: A kiss after one of the participants has just brushed their teeth.

primary digits: The phone number a person expects friends and family to use.

rewind: In the drum and bass scene, the DJ's practice of replaying a record that has been enthusiastically received by the audience. Spectators "call for a rewind" by holding cigarette lighters in the air; if there is enough demand, the DJ will spin the record backward and play it from the beginning.

four-wheeling: When your head bobs around when you about to fall asleep when sitting upright. It is given this name because it looks like you're driving offroad.

super bowl: The only show that makes me eager to watch the commercials.

Football Widow: N. A woman who must cope with the temporary death of her relationship during football games.

Sheeple: People unable to think for themselves. Followers. Lemmings. Those with no cognitive ablilities of their own.

soymanella: Food poisoning acquired from eating contaminated fake meat.

self-first: The rule you use to get out of the "bros befo hoes" rule. Only to be used when there is a >80% chance of you getting laid.

tag hag: A person who will only wear clothing that is hideously expensive and bears the 'right' tag or label in the belief that she (it is mostly she) is a better person for doing so. Often tag hags are also fag hags for some reason.

Hooah: U.S. Military Slang. Referring to, or meaning anything and everything except "no." Generally used when at a loss for words. Also: Good copy, solid copy, roger, good or great; message received, understood. Glad to meet you, welcome. I do not know, but will check on it, I haven't the vaguest idea. I am not listening. That is enough of your drivel--sit down. Stop sniveling. You've got to be kidding. Yes. Thank you. Go to the next slide. You have taken the correct action. I don't know what that means, but am too embarrassed to ask for clarification. That is really neat, I want one too. Amen.