Urban Dictionary Tees

sticktoitiveness: n. The ability to stay with a project and see it through to completion.

time traveling: Being so wasted that you have no recollection of a long period of time.

sonned: Similar to owned and pwned. To prevail heavily over an opponent in some form of competetive sense, such as a verbal argument or physical confrontation; mostly used in a one word sentence fragment.

ridic: When something is just too ridiculous, it's ridic. Also see ridonkulous and ricockulous.

buzzkill: Something that spoils or ruins an otherwise enjoyable event, esp. when in relation to ruining a drunken or drug-induced high.

get big: As a verb, it is used to describe a future action in which one exceeds the normal outcome. For example: If you are about to eat more food than average, you might say "I am going to get big in the kitchen." Can be used in a variety of ways: in reference to eating, fighting, taking a test, anything.

Bitgod: Someone who yearns for the the way things were "Back In The Good Old Days" and automatically assumes that way on which they imprinted was the-way-it-should-be. Bitgods are not always incorrect in that belief -- but they are autonomic about it and haven't thought it through. The word is the acronym for "Back In The Good Old Days".

Christmess: The aftermath of the Christmas celebrations.

ho ho ho: Santa's cry, or three prostitutes.

expresshole: a shopper at a supermarket/ store that checks out at the express line when they clearly have more items than the maximum. this makes everyone behind them wait.

lifehack: A tool or technique that makes some aspect of one's life easier or more efficient.

with legs: in a restaurant, to go or ala carte

NSA: No Strings Attached

earjacking: Eavesdropping on a conversation that you have no business hearing.

eldercut: When an elder member of the human race doesn't feel the need to wait in line. (usually a buffet of some type) Either because their time is running out, or they have given up on any social grace.

safety buzz: Drinking alcohol so as to have some excuse at a later date for the actions you might get into.

kitsch: As an art movement, lifestyle, or literature and film genre, kitsch is pleasingly distasteful. It's melodramatic, overdone, gaudy and tacky or sentimental and folksy. It's so bad that it's cool. Your cat might attack it, but it's hot. And, no, Martha Stewart and Jerry Springer are NOT bad enough to be kitsch. At all. Paris and Nicole though...

hippie christmas: the morning after hippies or member of the 60's counter culture have made tie dyed t shirts, candles, or prayer flags

workmare: (n) A nightmare that is derived directly from your place of employment, including your job, co-workers, duties and/or responsibilities while on the job.

dead drop: A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet. Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well. A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom. A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

droplifting: Droplifting is the opposite of shoplifting; it involves leaving a product or item in a shop, rather than taking one. It has been used by artists and musicians to promote their work for free, whilst some people use droplifting to make political or economic statements. (for example by altering shop's products and then returning them)

seven minute silence: An awkward moment of silence when no one has anything to say which occurs after seven minutes of conversation.

guitar face: The act of making an unusual face while playing the guitar. The look typically resembles a look of pain, intense ecstacy, or sometimes even plain old gas.

madawk: A contraction of mad awkward. Can be used as an interjection in situations that are very awkward

hollywood hangup: When you hang up the phone without indication. Typical people will give some indication the conversation is over, "see you later," good bye," "talk to you soon," etc. But as Hollywood movies have taught us, this is not necessary. When you are finished with what you have to say, hang up.

Yoink: An exclamation that, when uttered in conjunction with taking an object, immediately transfers ownership from the original owner to the person using the word regardless of previous property rights.

Thirsty: 1. Too eager to get something (especially play) 2. Desperate

Jackson: Another name for a US Twenty Dollar Bill; US cash demonination featuring President Andrew Jackson - equivalent to twenty Franklins or four Lincolns.