Urban Dictionary Tees

double exposure: An Internet dating term. When a person you are meeting for the first time is wearing the same outfit pictured in their Internet dating profile.

ego search: To perform a search for one's own name, or especially their online nickname, using any search engine on the World Wide Web. -also called ego surfing. See also "googling"

badinkadink: since badunkadunk is a big booty, badinkadink is a small booty.

Take him to the stacks: A term to imply that sexual relations would be desired between a patron and a library employee.

Da Vinci: 1. implies a conspiracy, like a conspiracy theorist. In reference to the book "The Da Vinci Code." 2. a reference to Leonardo da Vinci: scientist, inventor, and artist. 3. to hack or grok.

dudess: The female version of dude, according to George W. Bush.

livin' the dream: A good response to "how are you?" If you're really livin' the dream, hold your right hand up in a "rokk!" symbol (same as sign language for "I love you"). If you are hyper-livin', hold up both hands. Can be shortened to "livin' it."

parked in goofy: When you park your car in a very large parking lot and have to practically take a tram to get back to it. Each section of the parking lot at Walt Disney World is labeled by character names, and Goofy is the section farthest from the ticket center. Similar to BFE.

lie to kick it: When someone tells lies or stories to fit in with the crowd.

yo mama: 1. A phrase used as a formal declaration of defeat. For example: "Kenneth replied 'yo mama' when he realized he could not counter his opponent's point." 2. The principle part of a "Yo Mama" joke, usually entailing a description of your mother being so "something" that "something" occurred as a result.

500 dollar lane: The breakdown lane on a highway. Why? Because that's how much money you gotta pay if a cop catches you driving in it. (Can also mean the leftmost lane for trucks when they are only allowed to drive on the right.)

primer: alcoholic beverages consumed at someone's house/residence before an evening of partying at a bar or nightclub, the premise being to save cash which you would otherwise have to spend at the establishment in order to get fully buzzed.

food coma: The feeling of listlessness, bordering on sleep, that one feels after eating a large meal, often caused by a rush of blood to the stomach and intestines during food digestion.

Wordanista: A person who spends their life telling others what is or is not a word, based on what they have read in books. First coined by Steven Colbert on the Colbert Report during a segment of The Word.

bender: 1. The status of being bent for more than a day. Usually results in loss of memory, money, strange tattoos, and other things you'll have a hell of a time explaining. 2. A homosexual male (British slang). Someone who is bent, that is, not straight. 3. The alcoholic, chain-smoking, kleptomaniac robot on Futurama.

unobtainium: An imaginary unavailable material used humourously to solve otherwise impossible problems; an item of unaffordable price.

brangelina: The "relationship" of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.

Tune my guitar to sad: This phrase is used to either be emo or to mock an emo kid. It describes the classic emo musician and poignantly mocks the ever-so-sad emo song.

swang: Steering your car side to side when driving. Mostly done when cruising.

poppin fresh: The actual name of the pillsbury doughboy, or to be extremely fresh

ghost ride: While driving a car, open the door and climb out onto the hood while the car continues to roll. It is typical for one to dance around on the hood while the car is ghostin.

butt hurt: some one who doesnt know how to take a joke, and they take the joke like they just took it to the ass

mysterectomy: Taking all the suspense out of a movie by revealing spoilers to someone who hasn't seen it.

McLetdown: getting up (relatively)early, rushing to the local McDonalds, only to discover you missed the breakfast mark by .0005 of a second.

dropping paper: When someone is submitting their resume to employers, particularly when trying desparately to escape a sinking ship.

snow job: An effort to deceive, overwhelm, or persuade with insincere talk, especially flattery.

five on it: Putting in some money toward the purchase of an item or items. Usually indicates a willingness to contribute.

janky: (adjective) inferior quality; held in low social regard; old and delapidated; refers almost exclusively to inanimate material objects, not to people