Urban Dictionary Tees

take a trump: the act of excreting racist, sexist, homophobic, theocratic, fascist rhetoric from one's oral sphincter; esp. in the presence of large groups of like-minded, gullible, and/or easily influenced/manipulated individuals

put me in the car: Asking your homie to hook you up with his girlfriends best friend.

manterrupting: Manterrupting: a sexist display of male "dominance". A trait that has not yet been lost despite decades of evolution. When men interrupt women because they "believe" that what they have to say is somehow more important.

Redneck First Class: When you are flying in the coach section of an airplane and one or both of the other two seats are unoccupied giving you more room, to stretch, lean or lie down.

Pencil you into my Blackberry: 1. Having no intention of following thru on a date or promise 2. A sarcastic way of accepting a date. 3. Accepting a date only to mock the requester.

wake and bake: Toking up right after you wake up.

steppin on my dick: when someone disrespects your manhood.

nfi: No Fucking Idea

Shoplift the Pooty: When a man sleeps with a single mother with a small child. Also, when a man expresses false adornment for a women's child in order to sleep with her.

english muffin top: A far more severe muffin top where several folds of fat spills over a women's pants creating various nooks and crannies.

boyfriend bomb: When a female you are interested in casually reveals that she has a boyfriend (intentionally or otherwise).

See you later masturbator: A variation of see you later alligator

fappable: Something that is sexually desirable, or deemed high enough quality that it can be used for masturbation purposes.

jabber woke: to lecture about social injustice, while doing little to create change.

species dysphoria: a feeling that one is in the body of the wrong species

wikiot: An fool who believes all information found on Wikipedia is accurate and true.

sike: The immediately preceding statement is false and was told to mislead.

pornament: noun: a pornographic Christmas ornament.

Shamecation: A form of punishment wherein an employee fucks up beyond the reprimand of a warning and is put on a disciplinary leave of absence with or without pay.

Corn Art: A euphemistic reference to taking a massive dump. Typically the corn filled variety. But eloquently expresses any act of defecation.

mistext: A text message containing information (usually unflattering or damaging) about a third party which is sent to the individual it concerns rather than the person for whom the communication is intended.

hippie christmas: the morning after hippies or member of the 60's counter culture have made tie dyed t shirts, candles, or prayer flags

Tooth sweater: When you go for a day or so without brushing your teeth, and the texture in your mouth feels like your teeth are wearing fuzzy little sweaters.

peasantvision: Television channels you get without a cable or satellite TV subscription.

porch dog: A person who frequently attacks others in speech or writing, but who poses no intellectual threat whatsoever. The motivation of this type of person can usually be accurately construed as a desire to be obnoxious and offensive. Origin: The phrase "porch dog" is used to refer to dogs that sit on front porches and bark (vigorously and fruitlessly) at passersby, but who pose no physical threat.

Mitt Romney Money: One that has money beyond that of a normal baller yet pays less taxes than a street pharmaceutical rep or an illegal immigrant.

Gift Card Millionaire: A person who holds a significant amount of money tied up in Gift Cards, Store Credit, Groupons and other forms of vouchers.

orophilia: oral sex.