Urban Dictionary Tees

Do it for the vine!: when you want someone to do something, take your phone and say "do it for the vine" while recording him, then he'll do it because of the "social" pressure.

Cinematard: One who is completely lacking movie knowledge.

If you will: 1. An phrase overused by those trying to sound sophisticated and/or intelligent. 2. A phrase used frequently by Tobias Bluth from Arrested Development.

precrestination: To thoroughly clean one's teeth before visiting the dentist for a teeth cleaning.

note to self: 1. an exclamation used when you want to punctuate/emphasize an obvious or insulting quip or action 2. an exclamation highlighting something you did not know until then 3. a personal reminder

four-wheeling: When your head bobs around when you about to fall asleep when sitting upright. It is given this name because it looks like you're driving offroad.

Vulture Capitalist: A businessman who is looking to buy companies at giveaway prices, as opposed to venture capitalists.

mom-com: Romantic comedy or romcom specifically geared toward moms. Most mere mortals will not understand momcoms without a mom to translate the comedy for them. Momcommers will say things such as, "You wouldn't get it, you're not a mom" or "I guess I just really got the comedy because I am a mom"

maintenance strokes: What a man does to maintain his erection, usually while waiting for more porn to load or doing something else.

accountabilabuddy: A friend, maybe a best friend, who you get into trouble with and who is somewhat responsible for your actions.

doggo: A big ol pupper.

"Wake Me Up Inside" syndrome: The process by which a song's title is inferred through the lyrics, even though the actual title of the song is different. Named after the song "Bring Me To Life" by Evanescence, which many nimrods erroneously believe to be called "Wake Me Up Inside." However, this phenomenon is not limited to this song only.

T-Rex sex: T-Rex sex is a loud, passionate and savage encounter.

Scrollaxing: Verb: To scroll through all of your personal email and social media on your couch or bean bag at the end of a hard day. You find this to be an effective way to decompress or chill.

robocall: A prerecorded call that is sent to hundreds or thousands of telephone numbers. An automatic dialing computer goes through a targeted list of phone numbers. Or: an individual call received.

Birther: A conspiracy theorist who believes that Barack Obama is ineligible for the Presidency of the United States, based on any number of claims related to his place of birth, birth certificate, favorite birthday, or whether or not he has heard the song Africa by Toto.

he need some milk: Having a violent accident so bad, it's obvious from afar that all of your bones are broken

inaccurism: 1. An unintentionally inaccurate statement or idea; possibly common and often used. 2. A pervasive disorder, characterized by a tendency to make inaccurate statements.

Stall Sniffle: The noise someone makes when they want to let you know they are in a bathroom stall

grab them by the pussy: Something that Donald Trump enjoys doing.

nonpology: An insincere apology or expression of regret, often blaming the aggrieved party for being offended or bringing up an irrelevant topic to distract.

MIRF: (merf) noun. acronym for Mom I'd Run From. The opposite of a MILF. A mom you definitely would not want to do.

Dictionaried: The act of looking up the definition of a word.

bromosexual: A unique and powerfull relationship amongst bros that words cannot define.

financial erosion: The gradual conversion of your wealth and possessions to the government, through taxes, inflation and unjust laws.

Trumper Tantrum: Early morning tweeting that is vengeful, mean, or defamatory-- ideally laced with falsehood and innuendo.

Selective Dickism: When someone is only a dick to certain people

comfort cartoon: Synonymous to comfort food, comfort cartoon provides feelings of nostalgia and sentimentality towards the viewers. The type of animation tends to be stylized and visually appealing: over or under saturation of colours, "incorrect" motion etc. The storylines tend to be rich with lessons and underlying meanings (nutrients) or sometimes it's just for pure fun and joy (carbs). Popular examples would be: Classic Looney Tunes, B&W Mickey Mouse, retro Disney (70's or 80's classics).