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folx: Folks. As in, a group multiple people.
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Trump University: A fake, unaccredited school using Donald Trump's name that offers classes in real estate, management, negotiation, entrepreneurship, and wealth creation. They are another example of a diploma mill, like Walden University or Trinity Southern University. Their main source of advertising is from spam, which also include offers for pet medications, diet pills, software, loans, photo contests, and mortgage applications.
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calling dingo: used as a slang term to describe something with a conflict of interest, much like it would be a conflict of interest to hire a dingo to babysit your infant while you leave the house. In this situation the dingo has a contrast of interest and will most likely NOT do a good job babysitting your infant. This term was first used on the popular HBO show, last week tonight with John Oliver.
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post-truth: relating to or denoting circumstances in which objective facts are less important in shaping public opinion than emotional or personal beliefs.
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Panic drink: The default drink one orders when unfamiliar with the drink options, or not ready to order.
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played myself: Screw things up for yourself. Let yourself down. Betray yourself by acting in a way that's opposite to your own interests or (conscious) intentions.
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manmansplaining: When a man mansplains what "mansplaining" means.
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Emperor's Hand: A person who performs "special tasks" for Emperor Palpatine of the Galactic Empire. Mara Jade was a known Hand.
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Kleptocracy: A corrupt governmental body made up of thieves, also sullied by nepotism and croneyism.
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tronald dump: A giant, unavoidable bowel movement whose aftermath can clear an entire house and leaves its shocked victims in a mood as foul as its odor.
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Trumpalingus: The act of grabbing a girl by the vagina
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Self-own: From the slang own: to own self.
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Feeling 2016: When everything that can go wrong , goes wrong.
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Post-Trump Stress Disorder: A feeling typically associated with dread,night terrors and flashbacks from the presidential election results.
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Pulling An America: Doing something very stupid, like when America voted for Trump to be the president.
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Trumpence: The punishment or fate a society deserves to receive.
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Election hangover: The feeling you have the day after an election, because you stayed up late trying to find out the results.
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beerboarding: A controversial process of extracting otherwise-secret information from a friend or co-worker by getting them drunk and thereby loosening their control on their tongue.
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Phlochte: Term coined for the Bromance between Olympic swimmers Ryan Lochte and Michael Phelps.
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manther: A male cougar. Single, usually divorced, and at a minimum 10 years older than a cougar.
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droplifting: Droplifting is the opposite of shoplifting; it involves leaving a product or item in a shop, rather than taking one. It has been used by artists and musicians to promote their work for free, whilst some people use droplifting to make political or economic statements. (for example by altering shop's products and then returning them)
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Hasbian: A former lesbian who is now in a heterosexual relationship.
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military factor: The factor by which a male's hottness increases when he's in his uniform. On a scale of one to ten, a uniform usually increases a guy's number by 2. Can also be applied to non-military men in some uniforms.
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roaching: A dog that lays on its back with all four legs in the air--like a dead cockroach--is commonly described as "roaching."
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coffee nap: A nap taken after someone has consumed any amount of caffeine (i.e. coffee) resulting not in sleep, but blissful rest, while still mildly conscious.
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯: y u mad
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ghost post: A comment on a Facebook item (e.g. status, note, etc) that was removed by the author due to A) misspelling, B) stupid remark, C) awkward input, or D) other. The result is typically confusion and several wasted minutes on the part of the one who was commented on or anyone who posted previously.
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Do it for the vine!: when you want someone to do something, take your phone and say "do it for the vine" while recording him, then he'll do it because of the "social" pressure.