Urban Dictionary Tees

kakistocracy: n. Government by the least qualified or most unprincipled people.

Donald Lump: basically donald trump, bc he's a big 'ol white lump of overcomb + cheeto dust skin

trumpcare: a new healthcare insurance system where you automatically lose your health coverage if you are sick or poor.

Trump Treatment: When you go to a foreign country, order a presidential suite, and get videotaped watching two prostitutes pee on each other.

Tyrannosaurus rump: T.rump is a tyrant lizard with small hands and an even smaller brain

alternative facts: The worst of the four classifications of lies: lies, damned lies, statistics, alternative facts. Alternative facts are distinguished from the other damnable lies by the addition of gaslighting the listener.

Hot Donald: A large, fresh dump.

Trump's Razor: "The Stupidest explanation is always the right one"

small hands: A male physical attribute with implications of having a small cock.

bull mother fucking shit: The response for when someone is telling huge porkies.

Joke Insurance: When two mates have a mutual understanding to laugh at each others jokes, no matter how lame or awkward said joke is, therefore lessening the social failure of the bad joke.

Just Placing it out there: Similar to the phrase "just putting that out there", but it is usually said more as suggestion, particularly when the person saying it lacks confidence that his answer or solution is correct.

Good German: A citizen of Nazi Germany who participated in or overlooked atrocities while denying personal moral responsibility by appeal to his submission to supposedly legitimate authority.

orange face: a nick name for Donald J Trump (during and after the 2016 Presidential election)

Banana Republican: The term "banana republic" refers to a country dominated by corporate interests, in which income disparity between rich and poor is extremely high, to the point that the middle class has just about disappeared, and aside from the fantastically wealthy few, practically everyone is dirt poor. A Banana Republican is a Republican who wants to lower taxes for the rich, leading to increased income disparity and bringing the USA closer to banana republic status.

resting douche face: similar to the resting bitch face. when a guy just looks like an asshole but hes actually a nice guy with a face of a complete doucher

watersports: In BDSM terminology, refers to sensual or erotic play involving bodily fluids, typically urine, saliva, and less commonly, blood. Considered 'edge-play', because it is obviously somewhat unhygenic.

Golden Shower: n. The act of urinating on someone for sexual pleasure.

etm.: Latin abbreviation for the literal translation of "and shit", specifically, "et merda". Just like "etc." (and so forth), "i.e." (that is), and "e.g." (for example), "etm." can be used to abbreviate "and shit".

Boots on the Ground: Military phrase meaning troops in place. Slang usage is when you are referring to going somewhere or being somewhere or someplace.

you fuck one goat: This expression dates as far back as man has been stuffing his junk into farm animals. You fuck one goat. Meaning there are some things we do that we must carry with us, no matter the good deeds you do or the people who love you, this can all be overshadowed by one horrific deed.

Tweetplomacy: Noun. Using social media sites such as Twitter to manage foreign relations and conduct diplomatic discussions publicly.

trump it: Pull a fact out of your ass.

Stealth-call: When you have to call someone back but don't want to talk to them, so you wait until you know they can't talk and leave a voice mail.

Gate Massage: A TSA pat-down with a "happy landing."

ears lowered: A slang term for a hair cut.

voluntold: voluntold: The exact opposite of volunteering. Always used in reference to an unpleasant task to which you have been assigned by your boss.

Cellfish: An individual who talks on his or her cell phone even when doing so is rude or inconsiderate of other people.