Urban Dictionary Tees

trumpster fire: When a rabid racist rant is fueled by a shitstorm of word salad.

Drake Effect: The feelings that get stirred up whenever a Drake R&B song comes on, where you start missing people that you don't even know.

trumpence: chump change

tbhh: To be hella honest

sleep on: To ignore, overlook, or to forget something. Used as a verb, to sleep on something. Overlooking something that is deemed good or tight.

bra thirty: The time during the day at which it is no longer physically possible to wear a bra. Can also be written as bra:thirty, bra 30 or bra:30. Bras are removed for the remainder of the day at bra thirty.

Pokemon paranoia: The suspicion that anyone on their phone outdoors is playing PoGo.

fuck it mountain: It's after you realized you have taken so much shit from people because you are nice. And every time you do something bs the pile gets bigger and bigger until you have reached the tipping point where you are like fuck this shit I'm out. Then whatever comes your way, you don't care.

platonic kiss: A platonic kiss is a kiss between two people when one or more of the engaged parties is in a relationship and is trying to remain guilt-free whilst kissing other girls/guys.

phony kicking it: When you don't like somebody but you hang out with them

fucking hell mate: Used frequently by the people native to the United Kingdom, this is an exclamation that shows feelings of frustration or anger.

Facebookonality: The individual's Facebook personality as it is perceived by others from their post, likes, comments, emoji's, and other Facebook activity.

dead ass: To be completely and honestly serious. A reply used by people who have been questioned on the truth of their comment. To be truthful and not lie. A truncation of the phrase "dead ass serious".

man nod: A nod of the head similiar to the nod of acknoweldgement but can be used between any two men, not just friends. It is an unspoken greeting in which only another man nod is an appropriate response. Signifies acceptence of presence. Verbally may be interpretted as a grunt. Universal language with no ehtnic restrictions.

trumperbate: The act of delusionally self-rewarding oneself for the occurrance of a terrible event by publicly masturbating while simultaneously spamming Twitter.

curve: one ya self, leave, bounce, or just plain and simple telling someone to get out of your face and go somewhere.

asicalao: puerto rican slang for flawless, clean immaculate,

Canucklehead: A Canadian of limited intelligence.

Asshole Chair: The chairs located throughout a store where the unfortunate male who gets roped into shopping with a female companion ends up sitting. The hapless male usually ends up waiting for hours, and often while an important sporting event is on.

snapchat streak: If you snap chat your friend day after day and you get a number at the side of there name then that means you are on a snapchat streak. The number means the amount of days

Now watch this drive: Words uttered by President George W. Bush to the media (on a golf course) after announcing his serious stance on global terrorism. Brought to light from Michael Moore's Fahrenheit 9/11. Quickly becoming an Internet meme for either Bush's hypocrisy or a segue into a non-sequitor.

Behaving British: The act of doing something you know you'll regret immediately after.

NSFK: Not Safe For Kids A family friendly edition of NSFW(Not safe for work)

Village Bicycle: Someone who is easy to ingage sexual activity on a regular basis and has no problem doing it with with various different individuals.

yujé: Short form for "usual".

crotch spiders: The pubic hair that sneaks out of a bikini bottom.

spange: To collect spare change, either from couches, passerbys on the street or any numerous other ways and means

outercourse: Pretty much the opposite of intercourse, except with clothes on. It consists of male/female couple rubbing up against each other for sexual pleasure.