Urban Dictionary Tees

Homito: it's like homie ; female verion would be homita ; a good friend you're close to.

IWTOYWIM: Stands for "I will think of you when I masturbate", A creepy message to put in the back of your classmates yearbooks.

sexual equinox: It's the point in your life at which your age matches your number of sexual partners

pollotarian: A pollotarian (aka a pollovegetarian or a pollo-vegetarian) is someone who will not eat the flesh of any red meat mammals, but does include chicken, turkey and other poultry. They may or may not also exclude fish, seafood or products like eggs and dairy from their diet. Reasons for exclusion vary from taste preference to ethical issues. Also seen as Pescetarianism, Semi-vegetarianism, Flexitarianism, Lacto-ovo vegetarianism

Old slippers: The genitals of a past significant other that after consideration and comparison are the ones you love the most

yopro: Short for "young professional," especially presumptuous, self-interested types.

Shavocado: A shaved scrotum of an adult male.

turkey tap: When someone (usually male) taps another male on the nutsack firmly enough to elicit a short burst of testicular pain.

delete your account: The ultimate RT Twitter insult. Implies something just tweeted was so foolish, moronic, and pointless the person who wrote it should just close their account and walk away in shame.

Breastie: A best friend of yours that has the same breast size as you

iafwu: i aint fucking with you

hype artist: Someone who get's an audience riled up and hype, but they don't have much substance. Like a DJ or a lesser known opening artist before a performance.

beforeface: The face you make right before you bust

Comfort Tub: 1 : For most girls, this is either a tub of any type of food (most of the time, ice cream) while she cries her heart out while watching romantic movies. 2 : A bath tub with scattered rose petals and an aromatic smell, scented candles lit everywhere, so the broken-hearted girl can take a comforting wash.

healthy relationship weight: When she eating good & getting good dick from her nigga

wash and wank: To pleasure yourself in the shower. It's convenient because it kills two birds with one stone, the buckling down and the clean up.

Boner Bungee: Strapping a relentless boner down with the elastic waist band of your boxers.

Noice: Legit Bomb af

dickini: Synonymous with "man thong". A combination of "dick" and "bikini".

Butt Toe: Like camel toe except in the rear; when your clothes are too tight and can see your butt crack through clothing.

Back burner girl: It's the girl who you would possibly like to date if you weren't already attached so you string her along by asking her to do platonic activities.

Bad Plug: When you thought you were charging your phone but you actually weren't

Boobstracted: *Having a hard time as a male to look a woman in the eyes because of her distracting front torso *Having a hard time as a male to focus on ANYTHING because of a distracting female torso in sight

Reverse Shade: Acting in a casual or complimenting manner towards someone. (Opposite Of Throwing Shade)

Boner Narcolepsy: A boner so strong that it drains the blood from your brain and causes you to faint

desk staging: The practice of covering your desk with papers, completed work, and other important-looking papers to give the appearance that you are really busy when really you're surfing the net, watching YouTube vids and doing other non-work things.

romantic hate: Romantic hate is defined when you hate someone, but you have a connection with them. You are the person's enemy, but you are always with them and you can't look away from them.

f&f: f&f - flirt and forget. used after a break up, when you want to forget about your ex by flirting with other people.