Urban Dictionary Hoodies

platonic kiss: A platonic kiss is a kiss between two people when one or more of the engaged parties is in a relationship and is trying to remain guilt-free whilst kissing other girls/guys.

phony kicking it: When you don't like somebody but you hang out with them

fucking hell mate: Used frequently by the people native to the United Kingdom, this is an exclamation that shows feelings of frustration or anger.

Facebookonality: The individual's Facebook personality as it is perceived by others from their post, likes, comments, emoji's, and other Facebook activity.

dead ass: To be completely and honestly serious. A reply used by people who have been questioned on the truth of their comment. To be truthful and not lie. A truncation of the phrase "dead ass serious".

man nod: A nod of the head similiar to the nod of acknoweldgement but can be used between any two men, not just friends. It is an unspoken greeting in which only another man nod is an appropriate response. Signifies acceptence of presence. Verbally may be interpretted as a grunt. Universal language with no ehtnic restrictions.

trumperbate: The act of delusionally self-rewarding oneself for the occurrance of a terrible event by publicly masturbating while simultaneously spamming Twitter.

curve: one ya self, leave, bounce, or just plain and simple telling someone to get out of your face and go somewhere.

asicalao: puerto rican slang for flawless, clean immaculate,

Canucklehead: A Canadian of limited intelligence.

Asshole Chair: The chairs located throughout a store where the unfortunate male who gets roped into shopping with a female companion ends up sitting. The hapless male usually ends up waiting for hours, and often while an important sporting event is on.

snapchat streak: If you snap chat your friend day after day and you get a number at the side of there name then that means you are on a snapchat streak. The number means the amount of days

Now watch this drive: Words uttered by President George W. Bush to the media (on a golf course) after announcing his serious stance on global terrorism. Brought to light from Michael Moore's Fahrenheit 9/11. Quickly becoming an Internet meme for either Bush's hypocrisy or a segue into a non-sequitor.

Behaving British: The act of doing something you know you'll regret immediately after.

NSFK: Not Safe For Kids A family friendly edition of NSFW(Not safe for work)

Village Bicycle: Someone who is easy to ingage sexual activity on a regular basis and has no problem doing it with with various different individuals.

yujé: Short form for "usual".

crotch spiders: The pubic hair that sneaks out of a bikini bottom.

spange: To collect spare change, either from couches, passerbys on the street or any numerous other ways and means

outercourse: Pretty much the opposite of intercourse, except with clothes on. It consists of male/female couple rubbing up against each other for sexual pleasure.

Homito: it's like homie ; female verion would be homita ; a good friend you're close to.

IWTOYWIM: Stands for "I will think of you when I masturbate", A creepy message to put in the back of your classmates yearbooks.

sexual equinox: It's the point in your life at which your age matches your number of sexual partners

pollotarian: A pollotarian (aka a pollovegetarian or a pollo-vegetarian) is someone who will not eat the flesh of any red meat mammals, but does include chicken, turkey and other poultry. They may or may not also exclude fish, seafood or products like eggs and dairy from their diet. Reasons for exclusion vary from taste preference to ethical issues. Also seen as Pescetarianism, Semi-vegetarianism, Flexitarianism, Lacto-ovo vegetarianism

Old slippers: The genitals of a past significant other that after consideration and comparison are the ones you love the most

yopro: Short for "young professional," especially presumptuous, self-interested types.

Shavocado: A shaved scrotum of an adult male.

turkey tap: When someone (usually male) taps another male on the nutsack firmly enough to elicit a short burst of testicular pain.