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Full smash: a massive night out with the lads with no defined finishing time, unlimited larger consumption and scant regard for any tasks or responsibilities that need to be adhered to the next day. Generally the premise of the out of town worker

Other than that, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln?: A sarcastic phrase meant to downplay the complaint or misfortune of another person, similar to playing the world's tiniest violin with one's fingers. It is a reference to the assassination of President Lincoln. Can be substituted with any phrase referring to a tragic event, such as, "Other than that, how was the flight, Sullie?"

Gas Ends: Bay area term meaning to put money down on someone else's gas. Someone's portion of gas money.

Depressive Aggressive: When a person in casual conversation drops extremely depressing information in an order to derail the conversation to a more depressing state.

Trump Brag: When someone brags about something but are clearly lying about it or give an example of how bad you are at the thing you're bragging about.

Break the Internet: What happens when you type "Google" into Google.

Open Beta: Open Beta is the stage of devolopment where you have to Pre-Purchase the game to have the privelege to test it for any final bugs.

texas driver: a driver that is all over your rear bumper if you drive the speed limit.

paratext: When you send or receive a text that is so long that you need to scroll down.

where is this coming from: An excuse used by shitty people to deny ownership or knowledge of their bad qualities. Can also be used to devalue and avoid change or responsibility over what the other person said to them. In either case, the speaker feigns surprise at these "new" and "unexpected" things they are being told. Translates directly into "you've taken all my shit before, why the sudden backbone?" and/or "I've known this for awhile, but why bring it up now?"

More than one "y": When a women texts you using more than one "y" it means they like or have a crush on you.

Let my girls hang: The act of taking your bra off after a long day and letting them be free.

Jagoff: A rude assholelike person. originated in pittsburgh

Pokemon goo: When a person ejalculates while playing the game "Pokemon go." This usually occurs near spawn points of legendary/rare Pokemon.

flat earther: a person who does not accept or is out of touch with the realities/ beliefs of modern times; one who blatantly dismisses/ disagrees with common knowledge or scientific findings.

basic white girl: A female who conforms to her surroundings and claims she is unique. She often drinks Starbucks, wears Ugg boots in August, and posts selfies on social networking sites every. single. day. Also uses hashtags that don't have anything to do with the picture itself.

Poképace: The zombie like foot speed of Pokémon GO player's.

Group Chat Phobia: The phobia of texting in group chats.

IntroSexual: The act of loving oneself; being sexually attracted to yourself.

trumpster fire: When a rabid racist rant is fueled by a shitstorm of word salad.

Drake Effect: The feelings that get stirred up whenever a Drake R&B song comes on, where you start missing people that you don't even know.

trumpence: chump change

tbhh: To be hella honest

sleep on: To ignore, overlook, or to forget something. Used as a verb, to sleep on something. Overlooking something that is deemed good or tight.

bra thirty: The time during the day at which it is no longer physically possible to wear a bra. Can also be written as bra:thirty, bra 30 or bra:30. Bras are removed for the remainder of the day at bra thirty.

Pokemon paranoia: The suspicion that anyone on their phone outdoors is playing PoGo.

fuck it mountain: It's after you realized you have taken so much shit from people because you are nice. And every time you do something bs the pile gets bigger and bigger until you have reached the tipping point where you are like fuck this shit I'm out. Then whatever comes your way, you don't care.

platonic kiss: A platonic kiss is a kiss between two people when one or more of the engaged parties is in a relationship and is trying to remain guilt-free whilst kissing other girls/guys.