Urban Dictionary Hoodies

accountabilabuddy: A friend, maybe a best friend, who you get into trouble with and who is somewhat responsible for your actions.

doggo: A big ol pupper.

"Wake Me Up Inside" syndrome: The process by which a song's title is inferred through the lyrics, even though the actual title of the song is different. Named after the song "Bring Me To Life" by Evanescence, which many nimrods erroneously believe to be called "Wake Me Up Inside." However, this phenomenon is not limited to this song only.

T-Rex sex: T-Rex sex is a loud, passionate and savage encounter.

Scrollaxing: Verb: To scroll through all of your personal email and social media on your couch or bean bag at the end of a hard day. You find this to be an effective way to decompress or chill.

robocall: A prerecorded call that is sent to hundreds or thousands of telephone numbers. An automatic dialing computer goes through a targeted list of phone numbers. Or: an individual call received.

Birther: A conspiracy theorist who believes that Barack Obama is ineligible for the Presidency of the United States, based on any number of claims related to his place of birth, birth certificate, favorite birthday, or whether or not he has heard the song Africa by Toto.

he need some milk: Having a violent accident so bad, it's obvious from afar that all of your bones are broken

inaccurism: 1. An unintentionally inaccurate statement or idea; possibly common and often used. 2. A pervasive disorder, characterized by a tendency to make inaccurate statements.

Stall Sniffle: The noise someone makes when they want to let you know they are in a bathroom stall

grab them by the pussy: Something that Donald Trump enjoys doing.

nonpology: An insincere apology or expression of regret, often blaming the aggrieved party for being offended or bringing up an irrelevant topic to distract.

MIRF: (merf) noun. acronym for Mom I'd Run From. The opposite of a MILF. A mom you definitely would not want to do.

Dictionaried: The act of looking up the definition of a word.

bromosexual: A unique and powerfull relationship amongst bros that words cannot define.

financial erosion: The gradual conversion of your wealth and possessions to the government, through taxes, inflation and unjust laws.

Trumper Tantrum: Early morning tweeting that is vengeful, mean, or defamatory-- ideally laced with falsehood and innuendo.

Selective Dickism: When someone is only a dick to certain people

comfort cartoon: Synonymous to comfort food, comfort cartoon provides feelings of nostalgia and sentimentality towards the viewers. The type of animation tends to be stylized and visually appealing: over or under saturation of colours, "incorrect" motion etc. The storylines tend to be rich with lessons and underlying meanings (nutrients) or sometimes it's just for pure fun and joy (carbs). Popular examples would be: Classic Looney Tunes, B&W Mickey Mouse, retro Disney (70's or 80's classics).

take a trump: the act of excreting racist, sexist, homophobic, theocratic, fascist rhetoric from one's oral sphincter; esp. in the presence of large groups of like-minded, gullible, and/or easily influenced/manipulated individuals

put me in the car: Asking your homie to hook you up with his girlfriends best friend.

manterrupting: Manterrupting: a sexist display of male "dominance". A trait that has not yet been lost despite decades of evolution. When men interrupt women because they "believe" that what they have to say is somehow more important.

Redneck First Class: When you are flying in the coach section of an airplane and one or both of the other two seats are unoccupied giving you more room, to stretch, lean or lie down.

Pencil you into my Blackberry: 1. Having no intention of following thru on a date or promise 2. A sarcastic way of accepting a date. 3. Accepting a date only to mock the requester.

wake and bake: Toking up right after you wake up.

steppin on my dick: when someone disrespects your manhood.

nfi: No Fucking Idea

Shoplift the Pooty: When a man sleeps with a single mother with a small child. Also, when a man expresses false adornment for a women's child in order to sleep with her.