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Kleptocracy: A corrupt governmental body made up of thieves, also sullied by nepotism and croneyism.

tronald dump: A giant, unavoidable bowel movement whose aftermath can clear an entire house and leaves its shocked victims in a mood as foul as its odor.

Trumpalingus: The act of grabbing a girl by the vagina

Self-own: From the slang own: to own self.

Feeling 2016: When everything that can go wrong , goes wrong.

Post-Trump Stress Disorder: A feeling typically associated with dread,night terrors and flashbacks from the presidential election results.

Pulling An America: Doing something very stupid, like when America voted for Trump to be the president.

Trumpence: The punishment or fate a society deserves to receive.

Election hangover: The feeling you have the day after an election, because you stayed up late trying to find out the results.

beerboarding: A controversial process of extracting otherwise-secret information from a friend or co-worker by getting them drunk and thereby loosening their control on their tongue.

Phlochte: Term coined for the Bromance between Olympic swimmers Ryan Lochte and Michael Phelps.

manther: A male cougar. Single, usually divorced, and at a minimum 10 years older than a cougar.

droplifting: Droplifting is the opposite of shoplifting; it involves leaving a product or item in a shop, rather than taking one. It has been used by artists and musicians to promote their work for free, whilst some people use droplifting to make political or economic statements. (for example by altering shop's products and then returning them)

Hasbian: A former lesbian who is now in a heterosexual relationship.

military factor: The factor by which a male's hottness increases when he's in his uniform. On a scale of one to ten, a uniform usually increases a guy's number by 2. Can also be applied to non-military men in some uniforms.

roaching: A dog that lays on its back with all four legs in the air--like a dead cockroach--is commonly described as "roaching."

coffee nap: A nap taken after someone has consumed any amount of caffeine (i.e. coffee) resulting not in sleep, but blissful rest, while still mildly conscious.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯: y u mad

ghost post: A comment on a Facebook item (e.g. status, note, etc) that was removed by the author due to A) misspelling, B) stupid remark, C) awkward input, or D) other. The result is typically confusion and several wasted minutes on the part of the one who was commented on or anyone who posted previously.

Do it for the vine!: when you want someone to do something, take your phone and say "do it for the vine" while recording him, then he'll do it because of the "social" pressure.

Cinematard: One who is completely lacking movie knowledge.

If you will: 1. An phrase overused by those trying to sound sophisticated and/or intelligent. 2. A phrase used frequently by Tobias Bluth from Arrested Development.

precrestination: To thoroughly clean one's teeth before visiting the dentist for a teeth cleaning.

note to self: 1. an exclamation used when you want to punctuate/emphasize an obvious or insulting quip or action 2. an exclamation highlighting something you did not know until then 3. a personal reminder

four-wheeling: When your head bobs around when you about to fall asleep when sitting upright. It is given this name because it looks like you're driving offroad.

Vulture Capitalist: A businessman who is looking to buy companies at giveaway prices, as opposed to venture capitalists.

mom-com: Romantic comedy or romcom specifically geared toward moms. Most mere mortals will not understand momcoms without a mom to translate the comedy for them. Momcommers will say things such as, "You wouldn't get it, you're not a mom" or "I guess I just really got the comedy because I am a mom"

maintenance strokes: What a man does to maintain his erection, usually while waiting for more porn to load or doing something else.