Urban Dictionary Hoodies

Mommyfied: When you have spent so much time with your kids that you cant function as a normal adult anymore.

klazomaniac: This would be a person WHO CAN ONLY SPEAK BY SHOUTING. That's all we're going to say ABOUT THAT!

party sludge: noun. The mixture of spilt booze, puke, dirt and sweat that accumulates on the floor during a party in any frat house or dank basement. Often destroys any white shoes, particularly white ones

Bed Crumbs: noun small fragments of miscellaneous particles found in between the sheets of an untidy bed. bed crumbs can be caused by a number of things, such as -eating in bed -NOT WIPING YOUR FEET BEFORE YOU CLIMB IN -dumping glitter on your sheets -letting homeless people sleep in your bed -being slutty (often found in the beds of sloppy people and college dormitories)

F.B.I: Female Body Inspector

Learn: To persuade someone to your way of thinking via violent means.

cock holster: the mouth of either a male or a female. used as a derogatoty meaning.

Sugar Nuts: A "pet name" of an adored or term of endearment for a significant other who has deliciously suckable, irresistible balls.

uggo: n. uh-goh, uh-gohs One who is ugly; offensive to the eye; repulsive

accidental blowjob: when you didn't really plan on giving a blowjob but you did anyways.

adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

No Shit-Situation: When you can't poo.

Beat out a paycheck: To masturbate at work while on the clock.

room hobbit: In college, one who stays in their room for countless hours on end without ever coming out until they grow long hair and toenails.

'Murica: Slang for America/United States. Interchangeable with Merica.

Stroker's Guilt: That feeling of remorse/self loathing/shame after busting a huge nut to questionable pornographic material.

hot dog pic: Sexy ass pic you send in a text message.

Unfuckyourself: The opposite of fucking ones self. To unfuckyourself, you're fixing a fuck up or avoiding the fuck up altogether.

memewhore: Someone who seriously overdoes it with the memes, and they're not even trying to troll. They're just annoying.

chicken sleeping: When you fall asleep in an upright position with your head dangling, most commonly in a car or airplane. The motion makes your head bob up and down like a chicken pecking. In rare cases, you could be fighting falling asleep in class and a moving vehicle is not necessary. Chances of chicken sleeping are increased by 70% after a wake and bake session or accounting class.

Down in the Trumps: The feeling of depression and sense of impending doom that sweeps through a person when they think about how Donald Trump is fucking up the world.

earth biscuit: A tree-hugging female hippie who doesn't shave and always looks like she's maybe been rolling around in the dirt.

Gorsuch: The medical term for the area between the testicles and the rectum.

cheeched: When you get so glazed over from smoking the hwaddaow that you can't tell up from down. Derived from Cheech and Chong, who smoked a lot of reefer.

Neglext: Neglext: The act of abandoning someone in mid-conversation for a prolonged period of time(intentionally or unintentionally) via the sending of text messages electronically especially from one cell phone to another.

ghost beer: When you inadvertently reach for a beer that does not exist. Usually seen when sitting in your favorite chair while watching your favorite sport or tv show.

sugar orgasm: when you have an extreme sugar high. way beyond a sugar buzz, and in the morning you usually wake up with a sugar hangover and can't look at another sugary food, (candy) for three days without wanting to throw up.

rabbit fuck: during intercourse, to hump as fast as you can, like it's a race to bust a nut.. as if you don't care about the other person, you're just here for you.