Urban Dictionary Hoodies

Gronking: Violently spiking an object (most common is a football) to the ground in celebration.

Fart of deception: This phrase describes the scenario of when you randomly smell something tasty cooking somewhere, and when you look around yourself to determine where the food is at you realise the only place for the smell to have come from was someones asshole.

Meat umbrella: When you push all the meat onto the bottom of the chicken wing

baby bird hands: Handling someone/something with the upmost care. Being gentle.

Class Woody: A boner that you get in class when you are thinking of hot girls instead of listening to the teacher. These boners help to make class go faster but, can be dangerous if you are asked a question related to the subject and your boner is not hidden.

SNL-ed: SNL-ed when a political or otherwise famous person does/says something so goofy that it requires them to be spoofed on Saturday Night Live.

procaffination: The inability to make a decision until you've had a cup of coffee.

emptiful: (adjective) Fully, or completely empty.

fye: another word for tight

donutations: The expectation of a donation of a donut. (Usually ends in heartbreak.)

Covfefe: (n.) When you want to say "coverage" but your hands are too small to hit all the letters on your keyboard.

Covfefe: Covfefe, Russian word that translates literally as 'I quit' or 'I leave' or 'I resign.'

Chawed on: When you really go to town on something your eating

hotdog holidays: Any holiday when you go to someones house you will be offered a hotdog ie memorial day , 4 of july, labor day

feel some type of way: A unknown or crazy feeling about a situation

backfired: Verb; An attempt to fix something in which the fixing actually makes the situation worse for you. Common on the internet when an arguement "backfires" and makes you look stupid.

War Room: When a group of people in a room get turnt on the same subject and it pisses everyone in the room off

break green: To share cannabis with friends or strangers

alt-laws: Inlaws that are Trump supporters

Resting Murder Face: When your natural resting expression appears so angry that people who do not know you, and even those who do at times, believe you may soon murder someone. Typically for men. Derivative of resting bitch face in women.

face jerking: the act of being on facebook all of the time, and getting no satisfaction out of it.

Accidental Anal: When two or more men are engaged in some sort of testosterone-based activity (I.E. wrestling, football, rugby, etc...) and there is incidental penis to anus penetration. The term "accidental anal" refers to that occurrence.

Sadsturbation: masturbating while sad.

trumpaggedon: A global arena of havoc, hysteria and fear created by a single individual and his or her cohorts who have the wealth, position and power to instill agendas based in greed through endless, unexpected atrocities and horrors upon the innocence of an unknowing and unprepared world.

Galories: Calories consumed during activities with your girl friends (girls night out, wine during a pedicure, eating McDonalds at 2 a.m. shitfaced) that generally are not part of your diet but you eat them anyway. Men: see Palories

Trumped up: A severe fuck up. Yuuge even.

Cray grammar: What grammar? Cray grammar is the definition of "fucking terrible". Not even one sentence has proper grammar. I can't believe he hasn't learned..

Starwank: The act of pleasing oneself while focusing intently on the night sky.