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I just think it's funny how: A low key but passive aggressive way to tell someone your angry with them

sleeping condiments: Anything you sleep with or need to get to sleep. i.e.: Pillows, blankets, lingerie, teddy bears, blow up dolls, or blow up mattresses.

Living rent free: When you are always thinking about someone.

Remasculate: The opposite of emasculate. To grow one's balls back after they have been shrunken by an especially effeminate activity.

Co-Dating: When your roomie is dating someone for serious and they are around in the appartment as much as if you were dating her/him.

godshopped: The manipulation of scientific data to provide evidence for intelligence design.

Paper Phone: A cell phone that only text messages

trumpload: A very large amount. Usage is similar to shitload, except it's only used to describe a large amount of highly negative things, like nuclear waste or senate Republicans. A quantity is a trumpload if it is as large as the number of lies told by the 45th president of the United States.

Modern Day Presidential: Acting immature; having a tendency to angrily rant on Twitter. Antonym: presidential

decovfefenated: What the White House will be in January of 2021 or 2025 after President Donald J. Trump has his last cup of covfefe as POTUS.

Teeth Paste: A special form of tooth paste designed to work on multiple teeth simultaneously.

Milkshake Duck: Someone who gains sudden fame for something nice and positive, only to soon after be revealed as a deeply flawed character with terrible opinions and/or a shady past, often involving corrosive social/political ideologies, which quickly tarnishes their fame and the good will people momentarily had towards them.

when i have time: I'm never gonna do it

Bona Dude: A modern legal term, _Bona Dude_ means "in good dude" in a cross of Legal Latin and Modern English. The term stresses the entirely "good dude" nature of the person to whom it refers. A "bona dude" is sincere and earnest about being a good dude. First used by @SCOTUSblog on Twitter, 2017 June 26.

Broflake: Member of the alt-right who proudly shouts their free-speech warrior credentials but lose their minds when a fellow member is critcized.

tickets to policeman's ball: Defination: To pay off a cop. a bribe, A "Shakedown", .a solicatation for a payoff by an official, agent, officer, pretend or real. c.t.

fartoholic: Someone who is addicted to their own fart smell, and so farts as often as possible.

She Shed: The female equivalent to a Man Cave.

Milly rock: A dance a turn up dance where you wave your hands & move your body

Kushner eyes: Soulless eyes devoid of compassion, empathy, humor or basic human feeling, most often scanning the perimeter for prey.

kleptocracy: A system of government characterized by rampant corruption and misallocation of public funds.

fidget spinner: A pacifier for the hands

Dadalicious: A "dad" or "father" that has managed to stay hot, hip, happenin' and relevent despite his children's claims that he has "no game".

Flirt to Convert: The act of flirting to convince an unsuspecting person to attend your church

Trump-years: An inverse analogue to "dog-years," in which a dog is said to age seven years for every human year (which pre-Trump was the saddest of time warps known). Now, "Trump-years" defines the human experience of aging one full human year (with all the ignominies that accompany aging) for every one month that that man is in office.

Trump AF: Basically, doing or saying any of the horrible things that Trump would do.

paris pullout: When you are having really great sex with the woman of your dreams, but decide at the last minute to pull out and go jerk off with your tiny little hands and shoot your dusty, clumpy load onto an American flag instead, to make sure no one else has as awesome and huge orgasm as you.

danananana batman: The theme song or opening of the old school version, of batman. it mainy appears when batman suddenly jumps out of no where and then the theme song plays. this song is a trademark of the popular series, ''Batman.''