Urban Dictionary Hoodies

SSDGM: Stay Sexy, Don’t Get Murdered

Catch these thumbs: Fighting or serving/ about to serve your opponent an ass whoopin in video game.

chop: The act of picking someone up.

re-accommodate: to beat up and violently drag paying passengers off an airplane in order to make room for airline crew on stand-by.

voluntold: forciby volunteered. A task that was once voluntary has now been ordered to you.

Romnesia: (1) To flip-flop. (2) To black out.

TrumpStamp: Someone who wears an obvious hairpiece.

backseat buyer: A person who gets excited over other people's future or current purchases. Usually an enthusiastic shopper for themselves as well. Can also be used as an adjective and verb.

Pho Queue: (n.) fuh-kyoo The line, or queue, formed outside of a Vietnamese restaurant in anticipation of its noodle soup, also known as pho

supposably: It actually is a word: capable of being conjectured or imagined. This word was popularized in an episode of Friends in the second season.

piss in the wind: Doing something that is a complete waste of effort and time for which you can expect no results and may even backfire on you.

Street Creep: 1. A new perjorative term for Wall Street executives who raked in huge bonuses while plunging the world into economic chaos. 2. A financial advisor who sells Wall Street products on commission.

Clean Coal: See Oxymoron

cloud plans: When you and someone else make arrangements to hang out but the plans we're not officially made, therefore they can diminish like a cloud in the sky

April Tool: Somebody that says really stupid April Fools Day jokes that piss everyone off.

cranking the hog: Masturbation, usually in a more aggressive manner.

Comfermative: When you confirm the affirmative.

downtight: Opposite of uptight; laid back; chill

Breitbastard: Unapologetic un-PC alpha male conservative fan of Breitbart news

Selfiecide: When a person dies while trying to take a selfie from a dangerous position or area.

Jizzneyland: When a city or town specifically zones an area for "adult" businesses.

trump basket: A toilet bowl.

wealth care: Excellent health care reserved exclusively for the wealthy.

hows the weather up there: A dick thing you say to a tall person to piss them off.

ratfucker: The insane, narcissistic, outrageous asshat who ratfucked his way into the Whitehouse with Russian hacking, slanderous lies from FBI director James Comey, and the archaic, undemocratic, and fucked Electoral College. Ratfucker is now working tirelessly (minus weekly vacations to Florida) to finish dismantling american society, enact authoritarian rule, destroy the environment, and destabilized global relations. You’ve been ratfucked.

from the giddy up: From the beginning.

Trumpcare: Government healthcare program thought up by a group of rich white men posing as politicians that will provide you with enough coverage for a band-aid. Unless of course you are one of the rich.

presidential comb over: When the president deals with a problem by sweeping it under the rug.