Urban Dictionary Mugs

boyfriend drop: Subtly adding the fact that you have a boyfriend into the conversation in order to deter anyone who is potentially interested. The first time this happens is the boyfriend drop. Also can be used in describing this event by the other person who was interested. Related to girlfriend drop.

Presponse: To respond to a question before it is finished, often confusing the asker.

Mass Merchanditis: The hazy feeling one gets after spending too much time shopping at large chain stores including but not limited to Walmart, Home Depot, and Bed, Bath and Beyond. Characterized by a headache, dry eyes, blurred vision, blank stare, sore feet.

ratfuck: Politics: Formerly known as "the double-cross," it refers to infiltration and sabotage of the opposition party, particuarly during (but not limited to) an election campaign. The second half of "All the President's Men" describes ratfucking done to 1972 Democratic presidential candidates by employees of the Committee to Re-Elect Nixon.

faux five: When you're about to high five someone, and your hands are just about to hit, then the other high-fiver quickly moves their hand away leaving you with a non-returned air five... you dork.

Stoptional: When the braking of a car is left to one's choice due to an unnecessary stop sign.

slackitude: The act of, or state of being a slacker. Describes the attitude typically associated with being a slacker. Most appropriately applies to one with no responsibilities, one that gets by pretending to be hard at work, or the co-worker that is found hanging out near the coffee machine for most of the day.

robocall: A prerecorded call that is sent to hundreds or thousands of telephone numbers. An automatic dialing computer goes through a targeted list of phone numbers. Or: an individual call received.

designated texter: a passenger who reads and replies to any and all text messages recieved on the drivers phone, thus alowing the driver to focus on the road and not hit anything or get pulled over for reckless driving.

haberdash: 1.) A bunch of bullshit; unsupported bullshit; a notion stated a fact.

cuddle call: a phone call (or a text) to arrange an immediate cuddle date. Not a booty call but similar in the call for satisfaction nature of the behavior.

The Spousal We: The opposite of the royal we, meaning "you". Used by your significant other to get you to do something.

Joe the Plumber: 1: a fictional person representing the whole of the people; mostly the lower to middle class. 2: a political strategy where one side asks the other what he would do for the above mentioned.

Party for profit: When a person goes out to an event or club to pursue wealthy people, and/or get free drinks and food.

requestion: requesting something indirectly by way of a question note: this is distinguished from a regular question because the answer is usually obvious

imaginary bluetooth: An imaginary telephone device popular with riders of public transport, those having manic episodes, paranoid schizophrenics, and just common talk to yourself out loud types.

Shower Tissue: When you're in a shower and have to blow your nose. You use your index and thumb and replicate the actions of blowing your nose then letting the shower wash the boogers away.

tinnies: Australian, n , cans; tins of beer.

Shoplift the Pooty: When a man sleeps with a single mother with a small child. Also, when a man expresses false adornment for a women's child in order to sleep with her.

goat rope: A situation or activity that has become completely fucked up, or, an exercise in futility. The phrase comes from the image of a goat, tied down with a rope, humping the rope but not getting anywhere. Similar to goat fuck.

FMI: For My Information

spin doctor: 1) somebody who works in or for the media who ensures that the public understands things from a certain perspective. 2) a radio station DJ, or MC at a club or event.

quan: When you are one with something. Suggests unity or completion. A loosely defined quality combining or uniting athletic skill with love and respect, as well as money.

lego hair: a particularly shitty male haircut in which the sides cover the ears and the hair appears to be "snap on".

manicorn: a mythical male creature who is successful (read: pursuing his passion and can pay his electric bills/rent), funny, chivalrous, masculine (read: not chauvinistic), adventurous, artistic (read: not suicidal).

Joe Sixpack: Average American moron, IQ 60, drinking beer, watching baseball and CNN, and believe everything his President says.

fud: Acronym for "Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt." Originally created to refer to smear campaigns used by IBM against competing products to maintain market share -- "Nobody ever got fired for buying IBM." Often used to refer to a marketing campaign centered around the use of scare tactics or ad hominem attacks towards one's competitors.

October Surprise: When, in a last minute effort to become re-elected, a political figure happens upon a bit of "lucky coincidence."