Urban Dictionary Mugs

FNG: Military term, 'Fucking New Guy' usually someone just out of training or just transfered into the unit/AO, who either hasn't proved his worth or doesn't know how to operate properly due to lack of experiance.

Blackberry Jam: A people traffic jam that occurrs in subway tunnels and bus stations. Caused by inconsiderate workaholics walking too slow while their noses are glued to their Blackberry device.

tag hag: A person who is obsessed with name brand clothing. See label whore.

slash: Urinate (chiefly British)

You forgot Poland: What you say to a person when you have been one-upped by said person in an argument or debate of some sort. Pretty much just lets you try to get the last word in when you have no other retort.

gigabucks: Abbr. GB. One billion dollars. An insane amount of money

politiclone: A political pundit or commentator who is unable to think for her/himself.

high ten: a double handed high five, reserved for especially awesome scenarios.

Desk Rage: The peak of office employee stress levels which ultimately starts with the screaming of vulgar language within the workplace. It can often times lead to assaulting fellow employees, abusing office equipment and/or stealing of company property, abusing sick days and ultimately poor production at work. A possible side effect is that the employee continues to take out his or her rage at their residence in the form of kicking small animals and drinking heavily.

frack: Sanitized replacement for "Fuck" used on "Battlestar Galactica"

elecoustic: A term used to describe an electric guitar that is being played without an amplifier, or "unplugged." It's still an electric guitar, but without the distortion and volume that the amp provides it sounds more like an acoustic.

gaybie: the child of a gay couple. plain and simple.

opm: Other People's Money

pics or shens: A demand made on internet forums to post images of a currently discussed topic. A lack of images is tantamount to a lack of proof; hence the consequence is "shens" or shenanigans. See pics or stfu Roughly translated, it means "show images of said topic or I will consider your claim to be false"

FLIRJ: An acronym for "First Lady I'd Rim Job", and a reference to Hilary Clinton. Made famous by the 9/13/2008 opening skit of Saturday Night Live dialog:

conspicuous consumer: someone who purchases at locations for an underlying purpose of being seen. Buying the label not the look.

liptease: The act of putting on lipstick suggestively; The oral equivalent of a striptease.

bush doctrine: A policy of preemptive strike, as proposed by President George W. Bush.

silly season: The political primary season in the United States, where the party rank-and-file select their candidates for elective office. So called because of the phony "issues" prospective candidates dredge up to get attention, which tend to have little to do with the real challenges facing the republic. Thought to have originated in New Hampshire, the state with the first presidential primaries.

putting lipstick on a pig: A term used by many, generally in reference to someone who may be trying to make something or someone look appealing or attractive when it quite clearly will not work, or will only deceive the dumbest of people. Car salesmen are generally good at "putting lipstick on a pig" because they are always selling unroadworthy buckets of shit and try and hide their shitfulness by tarting them up.

Silent Rave: "Rave" or form of wild dancing party where all of the members listen to music through headphones on seperate portable music players. The players are all synchronized so everyone is hearing the same thing, but no outsiders hear anything, hence the "silent" portion of the name.

hurrication: Evacuation from a major hurricane turned into a short holiday.

grown man: verb: to dress formally. Originating from the Bay Area.

Song Binging: To binge on a song or artist. The act of repeatedly and obsessively listening to a particular song or artist over a relatively short period of time. Periods of song binging are followed by extended periods of skipping the certain track or artist, leaving them unplayed.

Bus Surfing: The act of attempting to ride a bus by standing in the aisle like a surfer. The goal is to stand for as long as possible without touching anything (seats, poles, people) for support. Often a competition between two people to see who can stand the longest.

fexpensive: (adj.) Fucking expensive

interneuter: Loosing your connection to the internet

Loves it: Loves it is just another word for "I love it!" Made up by Paris and Nicole of the Simple Life.