Urban Dictionary Mugs

Thankshallowistmas: A merged holiday including Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas, coined under Bill Maher's "New Rules."

booty grazing: The act of mass texting a generic message to members of the opposite sex in hopes that a guaranteed hookup for the night will be established. It often involves a very nonspecific message such as "What are you up to tonight?" or "Want to meet up later?" The key feature is the lack of personalization so that the same message can be sent to as many people as possible. This can also be applied to other contact means such as myspace, facebook or email.

Economic Vegetarian: Only eating Vegatables because you can't afford to buy meat.

grandboss: The boss of your boss.

Pornocchio: A person who embellishes their sexcapades to sound cooler.

Vegetarian Vampire: A vampire that drinks animal blood, and resists human blood.

pre-wasted: Attempting to just have a couple drinks in the spirit of simply pre-gaming, but instead getting completely shitfaced before even leaving for the bars.

sargasm: Deriving far too much satisfaction from glibly berating another with sarcasm.

Thumb Strength: The energy required to write a text.

clapathy: When an audience grows weary of clapping, either at a ceremony or musical performance.

IYKWIM: Acronym. Stands for "If you know what I mean". Mainly used in instant messaging conversations. Can also be used in conjunction with "AITYD" (and I think you do).

bagside: (noun) The side of a body where a gigantic purse or messenger bag is carried, and an awkward barrier preventing others from walking comfortably alongside is often created.

007: The codename of legendary Secret Service Agent, James Bond

Walk-In Closet: A woman who is beard or disquise for a gay man that has not come out.

echo effect: The "echo effect" is when a slogan or jingle get's into everyday talk. Advertisers love to get people to incorporate slogans into regular conversation.

bumper sticker activism: To tell the world what they should be doing and what you think by plastering your car with bumper stickers to that effect.

MIRF: (merf) noun. acronym for Mom I'd Run From. The opposite of a MILF. A mom you definitely would not want to do.

textrovert: 1. One who feels an increased sense of bravery over texting, as opposed to in person. 2. One who will often only say what they really feel over text messages.

Flesh Forks: Your bare fingers

PEWS: Post-Election-Withdrawl-Syndrome: The feeling of general depletion and emptiness in the few days after a presidential election. Caused by the sudden withdrawal of any campaign coverage, sound bites, or pictures of babies being kissed. May be accompanied by aimless clicking on news websites looking for something to read. *NOTE: This condition has been observed in people whether their chosen candidate won or not.

Election erection: e⋅lec⋅tion e⋅rec⋅tion ĭ-lěk'shən ĭ-rěk'shən -noun 1. the general euphoria experienced when your candidate of choice wins by a landslide. 2. the sexual arousal and excitement caused by same.

Obama Baby: A child conceived after Obama was proclaimed President by way of celebratory sex, or any baby born under Barack Obama's term(s).

vote: The best way you have of voicing your opinion in a way that can matter. Nothing's perfect, and there's always going to be mistakes, but there is simply no excuse for not casting a ballot for what you believe in. Take the time to understand the issues and then take the time to vote. Don't let people who aren't going to be around four years from now decide your future. Complaining without voting is worse than any hanging chad.

scorpio: scorpios are sensual, sexy and mesmerizing. they're loyal and sweet to the very end. they're highly intelligent have a quick wit. all the scorpios I know are adventurous, curious and very loving.

bike-sexual: Unlike guys who like gals, guys, or guys and gals; bike-sexual guys are only into bikes.

No Shave November: The month of November in which you don't shave any hair of your body but instead you grow more bestial, brutish, and manly. The months of December, January, February, and so on follow and may also be included in this celebration of masculinity. December = ("Don't Shave December") January = ("Just Don't Shave January") February = ("Forget to Shave February") March = ("Masculine March") April = ("Atrocious April") May = ("Manly May")

boo: 1. Boyfriend or girlfriend 2. Word used to scare people

crop dusting: farting while walking; walking while farting;