Urban Dictionary Mugs

christmastoe: see also mooseltoe. Camel toe at Christmas time.

Festivus: n. An alternative to the crass commercialization of Christmas, typically celebrated on December 23. It involves The Airing of Grievances (telling your family and friends all the ways they have disappointed you during the year) and does not end until the Feats of Strength (pinning the head of the family) are accomplished. A plain, metal pole is used in lieu of a Christmas tree, because decorations (such as tinsel) is distracting from the true meaning of the holiday.

chachki: Trinket, useless sentimental stuff filling up your book cases and counter space, miscellaneous items collected and set out to enhance your decor, stuff you should probably box up or sell in a garage sale, things kids take when their parents pass away because it reminds them of good times past.

douchechill: Said by Dr. Tobias Funke in "Arrested Development", it implies a situation that is very awkward and uncomfortable for all parties. Also means someone who sucks at life, therefore making everyone around them uncomfortable.

Bunny Boiler: taken from the Glenn Close character in 'Fatal Attraction', boiling her Ex'es pet rabbit. after a relationship break up, the person who wants some kind of revenge, like stalking, or harrasment

christmas zombie: Days before Christmas, people become blind and get tunnel vision, casuing them to only see what is in front of them, putting them into a trance like state while looking for the perfect gift. This effect usually happens two days before christmas.

Virtual Friday: The last day of work or school in a normal work week, due to an extended weekend.

Holiday Beard: When a male decides not to shave for the period of his holiday, returning with a rather terrible looking collection of facial hair.

Ponzi Crawl: A pub crawl that adds a new person to buy a round at each location. Each new person is promised that they will get free drinks at all the future bars if they buy this round. Obviously, whoever joins the ponzi crawl last gets screwed!

bar laugh: 1. The insipid laugh emitted by half drunk people at a singles bar when they are responding to the wit, wisdom and humor of other half drunk people hoping to score. sounds like - ha, ha, (slight pause) ha, ha, ha (intonation on the middle ha) 2. everyday use of a flirtatious laugh indicating possible interest in a member of the opposite sex, most frequently used by young women

Put me in coach!: 1) what you say to the coach when you're warming the bench, but you want to go in so you can win the game 2) what you say to the airline people when you want to sit in economy class

Overchicked: When a not-so-good-looking guy lands a chick thats way more attractive than he is.

come to jesus: Originally an emotional experience that is life changing, it has evolved to mean a serious argument, one that better result in a change of action or else.

Slow Burn: An insult that doesn’t sink in for awhile.

nom nom nom: Represents the sound made when someone is eating or chewing something and really enjoying it.

Muso: Someone who is obsessed with listening to and creating music. Most can play mope than one instrument, and do so at any opportunity.

academic bulemia: The process of learning or memorizing by rote, subsequently followed by the regurgitation of that knowledge onto an exam answer sheet. Just as with the serious eating disorder, this form of bulemia results in no real retention of substance. This term is frequently applied to describe a common practice of young medical students.

the shit out of: An adverb meaning something happened to a great extent. If somebody (verb)ed the shit out of (object), it means that person REALLY (verb)ed that (object) hardcore.

sexting: v: the act of text messaging someone in the hopes of having a sexual encounter with them later; initially casual, transitioning into highly suggestive and even sexually explicit

Salsa Fucked: This phenomenon occurs when dining at a Mexican restaurant with a large group and the salsa is not distributed evenly throughout the table. The areas of the table that do not have ample amounts of salsa are "salsa fucked."

screwvenir: anything that you keep (whether stolen or given to you) from someone's house after you've slept with them.

econnoisseur: One who insists on the highest quality at the lowest price.

foot in mouth disease: A description about one who has a habit of putting their foot in their mouth. From Foot and Mouth Disease.

homobrophobia: The fear that your brother will be or is gay.

flavorgasm: when eating food so good that you let out an involuntary moan, usually the first bite; also as an adjective - flavorgasmic

Thanksgiving pants: Pants that are worn in anticipation of eating a huge meal (i.e. Thanksgiving dinner). These pants usually boast an elastic waist, to allow some give for that third helping of sweet potato pie.

black friday: The day after Thanksgiving, when stores decide to open at the asscrack of dawn to start Christmas sales. Most people fall for this ploy and wake up at 4am to fight other mothers for cheap presents.

vegetarian: A bad hunter. Someone who survives by consuming not food, but the stuff that food eats.