Urban Dictionary Hoodies

On The Clock Dump: Taking a poop at work while getting paid.

Rock Out With My Spock Out: To openly be a fan of any of the Star Trek series and/or films. Also known as a "Trekky".

Leap Beer: When you go to the bar intending to have just one beer and end up drinking four.

bittertweet: The act of sending a tweet in which the user reflects on a sentimental moment of their life, i.e. a graduation, the end of a life period, or the passing of a loved one.

liketurbate: Liking your own post or comment on Facebook.

dorkus malorkus: Latin for dork. From the Simpsons when Barts say to Lisa: "You are...as they say in Latin...a dorkus-malorkus."

Feelings: Those damn things that show up when you're trying to have sex. Or watching a sad movie.

Gherkinson's Disease: ‎The condition which compels men to overcompensate their lack of manhood by overachieving in other areas, bodybuilding, for example,

friending spree: Randomly adding anyone you come across on a social network, including complete strangers

Friend Barrier: A wall of friends that protect indecent exposure from others. Used for women changing clothes in class to girls showing their tits.

Bi Polar Coaster: When you or someone you know is in a relationship where one or the other experiences extreme emotional highs and lows on pretty much a dialy basis.

armchair activist: A so-called activist who thinks he is helping towards a good cause by making a topic famous via blogs/social media.

Daddy Soda: Beer or an alcoholic beverage. Mostly used by little kids.

Facebook Philosopher: An individual whose Facebook statuses are often chiched quotes such as "when in doubt, just take the next small step", "make peace with the past so it doesn't screw up the present", or "sometimes its hard to understand, but time tells truth." These give the impression that said Facebook user is wise, when in fact they are merely putting on airs.

Going Screensaver: When you notice a coworker spacing out, or dozing off in a meeting.

telephobia: when someone has the fear of talking on the phone.

Anxiarrhea: The result of anxiety causing you to have crazy amounts of diarrhea.

DudeBro: A male, ages 18-24, generally of the Caucasian descent, who refers to their acquaintances as "Dude" and/or "Bro" in the same sentence. In this case, the male uses both terms in one sentence. The conversation begins with "Dude" and ends with "Bro", 9 times out of 10.

harmaceutical: A medication FDA approved and released for public consumption by a pharmaceutical company only to be re-called and be the subject of a class-action lawsuit because of its previouslly unreported dangers.

are: For people who don't know the word "our"

handshake rape: when someone asserts their dominance over you in a handshake by grabbing your fingers before you have a chance to get a proper grip

girl wood: Female arousal. The girl equivalent to morningwood guys experience upon waking.

torqued: From the show Workaholics, it is the equivelent of having an erection.

yelpie: a 20-30 something with really bad taste in food that thinks they can discern the nuances in fine wine and cheese ETC and writes a useless review on Yelp.

last name: Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one, Michael J. Fox has a small one, Cher and Madonna don't have one, and the Pope has one but doesn't use it.

Zombie Apocalpyse: The REAL reason the wolrd is ending in 2012.

First Date Arm: Coined by comedian Christopher Titus, first date arm occurs when a man is taking a girl on a first date. While his arm is on the armrest he will flex it as hard as he can. That way, just in case she brushes up against him, she will think "Oh my god, he's spun steel". The resulting tired arm is called, first date arm.

Wall Street: 1. The biggest casino in the world for people of Main Street (bigger than Las Vegas). 2. A term used to describe the area for Day Traders in downtown New York, where people buy and sell mostly for emotional reasons.