Urban Dictionary Hoodies

Pencil you into my Blackberry: 1. Having no intention of following thru on a date or promise 2. A sarcastic way of accepting a date. 3. Accepting a date only to mock the requester.

holiday hangover: The terrible feeling you get the day you have to go back to work after more than two days off due to a holiday.

back when Britney Spears was still hot: Used as an exaggeration for a time period between something that just happened and the last time that same thing happened.

post traumatic test syndrome: An anxiety disorder resulting from a test that kicked ones ass to the highest degree. Symptoms usually include depression, flashbacks, and binge drinking. Post traumatic test syndrome or P.T.T.S rankes highest among college students.

Supes: A shortened version of super. Can be used in any situation.

E-Clap: Noun. A computer virus contracted due to unprotected intimacy with web sites of ill repute. Note- Mac users are largely immune to the E-Clap.

Music and Porn Computer: An old laptop or desktop computer used soley for downloading shady porn and illegal music so as not to lose anythign important if and when it gets hit with a nasty virus.

sleeping terms: used to describe a relationship with an ex-significant other that still involves occasional sex.

Stack of Shame: A growing collection of video games that have yet to be opened and played, likely due to the fact that so many good games come out and the owner simply cannot keep up. This is most commonly an issue for professionals in the video gaming industry.

upcycling: The practice of converting waste materials into products of greater value.

bible: An ancient novel full of murder, corruption, homosexuality, bestiality, incest and cruelty. It is often read to children on Sunday.

hyfr: Hell Yeah Fuckin' Right, a song of Drake's album 'Take Care'

Phone Stack: A game played at either a meal or in a group setting. When at a meal, and everyone is on their phones, grab them and stack them face down in the center of the table. First to pick up their phone, pays the bill for all. If no one grabs it, everyone pays their part. When in a group setting, grab the phones and stack them. Whoever grabs their phone must perform challenges, each group member gets to pick a challenge so in a group of 10, touching your phone would cause you to do 10 challenges. You may use your phone during the challenges but afterwards, it goes back on the stack.

Cyclops date: A date with someone you've met over the internet; it's not quite a blind date because you've seen their photo, chatted with them and possibly talked to them on the phone.

panda eyes: Someone who has had a lack of sleep, resulting in dark circles under their eyes. Someone who, as a result of too much marajuana, has dark circles under their eyes

hang under: When you havent had too much to drink the night before, and instead of ruining your morning, the restful sleep makes you feel better than normal when you wake up.

shower fluffer: when one's spouse or roommate takes the first shower of the day and gets the hot water running so for your shower the availability of hot water is immediate.

Moms: A respectful term for a parent (maternal), the supplement to pops

Smellucination: To 'smellucinate' - to imagine a smell that isn't actually there, as if to 'hallucinate'. To experience a 'smellucination'.

yellow carded: When a person does not wash their hands after urinating they receive a yellow card. Similar to a warning in sports.

kardash: A measurement of time totaling 72 days. Became popular after Kim Kardashian's highly-publicized marriage, which ended after 72 days. Listed as one of the up-and-coming words of 2012.

marriage: What straight couples have legally and commonly don't want, and what gay couples don't have legally and commonly want.

You look tired: Politically correct way of saying that you look like shit.

intensive porpoises: 1) malapropism for 'intents and purposes' 2) seriously determined and focused aquatic mammals, dangerous to sharks

Seis de Mayo: the 6th of May - a special holiday, devoted to nursing hangovers and otherwise dealing with the consequences of Cinco de Mayo

Drinko de Mayo: Drinko de Mayo is the great Mexican holiday which falls during the month of May. This holliday is not held to any schedule like the ever so regulated "Cinco de Mayo", or May 5th in our native English tongue. Drinko de Mayo is the holiday that celebrates the consumption of copius amounts of Tequila, by men women and children alike. This holiday is often attended by college students on or around finals, and wearing a sombrero is not required, but is generally preferred.

Tired Tears: The constant stream of tears you produce when you're extremely tired and need some sleep.

Charlie Foxtrot: n. Phonetics for Cluster-Fuck