Urban Dictionary Hoodies

drunchies: a state of hunger preceded by the intake of alcoholic beverages

TS; CNR: Too Small; Could Not Read Used to denote the incredibly tiny text that appears in screen captures of message boards or Twitter posts.

schrödinger's emoticon: An emoticon that shows both happy and sad faces. i.e. ):(

contact sad: When you are made sad by other people's negative comments or attitudes, usually through Facebook posts.

no fish all batter: New Zealand phrase describing a person who is a renowned shit talker, or one who promises something only to let you down. Derived from buying a piece of deep fried fish only to find that the majority of it is greasy, oil-laden batter, and not fresh, white fish.

Christmoween: A dark time when Americans over-indulge and gain weight. Begins when the first Halloween candy is placed on store shelves, and doesn't end until the last of the Christmas candy goes on 75% markdown. (also spelled Chrismoween)

fleek: on point

that's how we roll: that is how we act or are expected to act

breadcrumbing: The act of sending out flirtatious, but non-committal text messages (ie "breadcrumbs") to members of the opposite sex in order to lure a sexual partner without expending much effort.

StankFace: When you see someone who's natural expression for that day or moment looks like a combination of being pissed off, and smelling something awful.

walks both sides of the street: Country slang for a bisexual

dick butterflies: Like butterflies in your stomach...only in your dick.

Flabs: Flabs- fat-abs The opposite of abs Flabs=awsome I love this word😍😍😍

Chickenatarian: A person who does not eat any other meat but chicken.

Censor Dodge: The act of deliberately misspelling or otherwise altering a forbidden word (typically profanity) so it isn't blocked by whatever filter that would usually censor it.

Cumbrella: A condom. An umbrella for your penis preventing the cum outside.

Firestoned: When you get so high you just get TIREd.

acquaintance zoned: Similar to being friend zoned, only far worse. While being friend zoned can sometimes produce a friend, being acquaintance zoned produces nothing.

shoefie: A selfie of your shoes

acting brand new: acting stuck up, funny, diffrent towards your peeps,

give it a goog: When in doubt of an answer to ones question, this would be the response given in reference to the search engine Google to help them find their desired answer.

Coordination Tongue: The act of unconsciously sticking ones tongue out while engaging in an activity that requires mental skill, physical coordination, and/or dexterity.

twoosh: A perfect, 140 character Tweet on Twitter.

tinderella: An attractive female discovered through the tinder dating application.

potato quality: adjective. Used to describe low quality videos

net neutrality: An idea whereby all access to the collective Internets is equal. Where no limits on different throughputs or access to services are placed.

interwhine: When two or more people gather to complain or bitch about their problems.

Blind Tindering: Closing your eyes and swiping left and right while on Tinder and hoping for the best.