Urban Dictionary Hoodies

Selfie-conscious: When you're trying to take a selfie in public but fear other people are staring at you

PPD - Post Party Depression: The morning after a party when you feel bad about drinking so much and fear things you've said or done could have upset someone or was just plain embarrassing.... on top of being extremely hungover.

banana polish: Any kind of hand lotion like Jergen's or Intensive Care that teenage boys use to jackoff.

internet bambi: walking, talking, typing troll bait; named after Walt Disney's Bambi for their naivete and innocence

emo flap: A hairstyle symbolizing one's angst and hatred of the world. It covers one of the eyes and comes down in a pizza slice shape. Commonly associated with emotionally challenged children. Keanu Reeves used to have one.

fauxbola: The moment that someone has a small cough or sniffle, that they believe they have ebola and have to announce it to the world.

That's not you: You can't pull it off. That doesn't look right when you do it. You look stupid when you do that. It doesn't look right on you.

come correct: To do something (rap, battle, knock boots) properly.

bia: Term of endearment usually to a good friend; slang of bitch. Also can be substituted for biatch.

Full-Donald: To wear an outfit completely devoid of lower bottom coverings, in the style of Donald Duck.

Texecution: Death Penalty given by the state of Texas.

Parallel Parkinson's: An inability to parallel park. Sufferers of this disease may try five and six times to guide their vehicle into an open space before finally giving up, and leaving the automobile 2-3 feet from the curb at an awkward angle.

what da fuh?: What is that for? Why did you do that? Why is that here?

wearable bed: Developed in Japan, has two modes: 'bed' and 'coat.' Can be worn as a coat or used as an inflatable bed. Allows a person to sleep anywhere they want, and is one size fits all.

side-text: While texting a group of people you and one of the people in the group also have a private texting conversation

brofie: A selfie you take with your bros

i'm going to sleep: I don't want to fucking text you

ebola-head: somebody with ebola; or an insult for a person who gets somebody worked-up (used by students in my school)

poophole loophole: The logic that allows girls who are saving their virginity for marriage to instead have premarital anal intercourse. Typically the boyfriends of such girls will convince them that, if they take it in the ass and don't pop the cherry, they're still pure and virginal.

Columbusing: When white people claim they have invented/discovered something that has been around for years, decades, even centuries.

gram: To take a photo using Instagram.

Tumblr thumb: The act of scrolling incessantly through your tumblr pics, usually porn, which produces tumblr thumb: a soreness that comes from long term scrolling on your iPad.

fish bowling: Smoking weed in a closed and small space, with the intent of not letting the smoke escape, to recycle the smoke in a sence, as in a car for example.

so there's that: A phrase said after describing something strange, awkward, ironic, hilarious, crazy, or otherwise profound.

cutesicle: someone who is super duper cute and makes you want to use stupid-sounding phrases to describe them because you just can't handle their cuteness

chugger: Paid "charity" street worker (read: student) who has been trained to believe that they are carrying out a worthy task, improving peoples' lives by conning Joe Public out of their money for this week's Good Cause. Usually an agency worker where the agency takes a hefty cut of the hourly rate that the charity in question has paid for, whilst at the same time increasing profits by selling on details of those foolish enough to actually stop and sign up to said Good Cause.

The brown touch: when everything you touch turns to shit

drunchies: a state of hunger preceded by the intake of alcoholic beverages