Urban Dictionary Hoodies

blow your dick off: Experiencing something so splendid that it's beyond mind blowing. Something so amazingly out of this world, it can only be expressed by comparing the subject to having your dick blown....off (in the best way)

Cyberloafing: the act of employees using their organization's Internet access for personal purposes during work hours. The norm for the 21st century employee.

K dot: Written as "K." Used in conversation as another way to say {Cool story bro} or express how you don't give a flying fuck about what was just said.

Revenge is a dish best served cold: Historians are not sure where the saying originated, but it means that revenge is best served not fresh after the insult occurred, but after enough time has passed so that the target won't see it coming.

fuck up some comma's: Blow an excessive amount of money

feastiality: The prolific consumption of tasty food and drink. Episodes of feastiality may be followed by bouts of the plops.

mun: man bun

you fit the description: Phrase that police use to justify arresting any African American in any situation.

Huxtabate: To masturbate using somebody else's hand - either while the other party is unconscious, or unwilling to escalate sexual proceedings rapidly enough to satisfy the huxtabator. Synonym: Cosbate.

Preemptive Ejaculation: 1.) Similar to premature ejaculation, but occurring even sooner. 2.) Jerking off to calm down before meeting up with a girl.

i just wanna talk to him: when you are going to punch or hurt someone

My Twitter account was hacked: English phrase intended as a blatant lie to obscure an act of poor judgment on one's part. Originated with regard to making horrible statements on Twitter, of course, but can really be used in just about any situation and be as believable.

Lumbersexual: A Metro-sexual who has the need to hold on to some outdoor based rugged-ness, thus opting to keep a finely trimmed beard.

harsh toke: nasty or unbearable, originating from the pot smoking community

What's Gucci?: Asking someone what they are up to. Exactly the same thing as "What's up?"

What's the damage?: Means how much does it cost, how much do I owe you.

checkmated: When there are 3 urinals and the only one not taken is the one between the two.

ttiwdty: the things I would do to you

food press: Another word for taking a dump

Snapback: When you get a reply from a snapchat you sent.

cannilingus: The use of the tongue to find the opening in the top of a beverage can, when it's too dark to see.

rigor mortgage: The feeling that sets in when you realize the value of your house is approaching zero.

Party Boobs: When a woman has her breasts surgically augmented and proceeds to display them in low cut tops, tight tops and without a bra as much as possible for every occasion.

E-bola: something people chant while running through the hallways at my school. It is sung just like the Ri-cola commercial

maintenance strokes: What a man does to maintain his erection, usually while waiting for more porn to load or doing something else.

asf: Short for the expression "as fuck"

droning: Flying a drone or UAV (unmanned aerial vehicle) for recreational purposes

Alex from Target: Alex from Target is a hardcore pimp who recently gained fame as an Instagram sensation for reasons beyond the comprehension of any sane person.