Urban Dictionary Mugs
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good damage: good damage comes from popular show bojack horseman. the phrase means damage that helps or contributes to yourself in a positive way. the opposite is bad damage, which only serves to make you an angry, regretful person. plain damage fits in there too. plain damage is just the type of trauma and hurt that just stays there, doing virtually nothing. you remember, it hurts, but it doesnt make you better or worse. kind of like how the meteor that killed the dinosaurs leaves damage on the earth, but the damage changes little to nothing about the area.
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save scumming: In video games: Manually saving your game over and over again (usually before important decisions/boss battles, etc.) to make sure that if you screw up later on, you can always just return to your most recent saved game. Used in games that allow players to save whenever they want, thus making the game substantially easier because there's no real penalty for messing up, and it lets the player know what to expect ahead.
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Yesn't: The proper way to say "no"
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geg: From scouseland; -Someone who goes to something they weren't actually invited to - Someone who butts into, or who is listening to a conversation - Someone who tags along Can be used as a noun or verb- "gegging in"
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Rot: Rot rŏt - A state of being in which a person goes into antisocial hibernation. Not seen nor heard from for as little as minutes, for as long as days, the individual secludes themselves in total isolation. When resurfaced from their chosen crypt, the rotted individual will spring forth from their rest; once again able to spare the good people a flying fuck. Note: This state is not personal nor reserved for specific groups of people at a time; family members may text friends in pinned photos on Instagram to track down this socially, existentially exhausted soul. It will be an all-out manhunt. See also; Decompose, Deteriorate, Decay, “Can’t Even”
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Free range kid: Like a free-range chicken, but for a child that is not giving boundaries or rules or consequences from their parents or society.
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Shopping a la cart: When someone fills their shopping cart with more items than they have money for. Then when they get to the register they keep asking for the subtotal or removing items until the price comes down to whatever money they have. These people tend to have no regard for causing the line to back up a wasting inordinate amounts of time.
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John Wayne toilet paper: John Wayne toilet paper – Military term used to describe the low grade toilet paper found in the MRE (Meal Ready to Eat) accessory packet. Called so because it’s rough, tough and don’t take shit off of anybody. Can also be used in place of extra fine grit sandpaper when refinishing furniture.
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Dark Romeo: An interpretation of Romeo Montague from Romeo and Juliet that features the guy having dark and creepy tendencies. It ranges from stalker-like behavior to going full nuts after losing his Juliet. The 1982 Romeo and Juliet film and the Hungarian adaptation of Gerard Presgurvic's Romeo et Juliette: De La Haine a L'Amour had this kind of Romeo interpretation as one of their main flavor.
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Composter Syndrome: Composter syndrome refers to a psychological phenomenon experienced by individuals who have an intense desire to efficiently organize and manage composting processes. People with "composter syndrome" have an overwhelming compulsion to ensure that organic waste is properly recycled and transformed into nutrient-rich compost. Individuals with composter syndrome may exhibit the following characteristics: Obsessive attention to composting: They are constantly preoccupied with composting methods, such as the right balance of organic matter, temperature control, and moisture levels. They may spend an excessive amount of time researching composting techniques and experimenting with different composting systems. Perfectionism in composting: People with composter syndrome strive for perfection in their composting efforts. They may feel a strong need to achieve the ideal compost composition, texture, and odor. They are often dissatisfied if their compost does not meet their self-imposed standards. Anxiety about waste management: Individuals with composter syndrome may experience heightened anxiety or guilt when organic waste is discarded rather than being composted. They feel a deep responsibility for reducing waste and contributing to environmental sustainability.
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träd smak: When you sit on a wet bench or chair (usually wood) and your ass gets soggy. It's best translated as "tree taste"
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Autobesity: The trend of vehicles growing larger and heavier as people want to drive oversized vehicles they don't really need. Examples are people who buy four-door pickup trucks to occasionally haul a bag of dirt from home depot. Or drive a large SUV to the bus stop because they're afraid to let their two children walk by themselves.
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Ground Control: A slang term used in the drug world meaning the sober person that looks out for the other person who's under the effects of LSD, mushrooms or other hallucinogenic drugs.
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graff: short for graffiti
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renoviction: The act of evicting tenants from their rental houses and apartments by greedy landlords who announce huge renovation plans that require the emptying of units to be renovated. Once out, the tenants are not allowed to renew their leases until they agree to huge rent increases, sometimes double what they paid before. This is a portmanteau word, a combination of renovation + eviction, invented by Heather Pawsey of Vancouver, Canada.
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Z/[Z]: Russian propaganda symbol often used to approve of the russian invasion of Ukraine. It originated from the marking of Russian tanks and other military equipment with a Z.
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Shrimp job: Sexual act consisting of sucking someone's toes. Most often a man (with a foot fetish) gives a shrimp job to a woman, but any gender combination is possible. The term was used by John Waters in his early underground film Mondo Trasho. One who gives a shrimp job is a "shrimper", and the act is also called "shrimping."
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Ozempic face: A a term used to describe the sagging, gaunt look of the facial skin due to the loss of facial fat following drastic weight loss from the drug Ozempic. Ozempic treats type 2 diabetics and obesity. Due to its side effects (glycemic control, shitting your brains out due to diarrhea, extreme bloating) people without these conditions are using it for its ability to induce weight loss, making it popular amongst celebrities and anyone who wants a quick fix. This has caused the price of the medication, and its sister drugs, Wegovy and Rybelsus, to skyrocket and experience limited supply, making it difficult for users who legitimately need them.
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Draft Board: The system used when a person is going over all of their options before cuffing season. When youre not quite sure which person you’re going to pursue this coming autumn, you have to go over your draft board.
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Plastic Paddy: A Plastic Paddy is someone who claims to be Irish but never actually been to Ireland. Usually these people have a overly romantic view of Ireland. They are surprised when they go to Ireland and discover modern conveniences like shopping centres and WiFi. They'll often try to claim to be related to a famous Irish king like Brian Boru as if it's something unique even though Brian Boru could potentially have over a million descendants. They may ask Irish people abroad do they know "Thomas from Cork, or Mary from Kilkenny", as if Ireland is one giant village where everyone knows each other on a first name basis. They call the Irish language "Gaelic" and often have misspelled tattoos in "Gaelic". It's not uncommon for plastic paddies to mistake elements of Scottish culture with Irish culture such as the wearing of kilts. Calling yourself "Irish" when you have only a modicum of Irish heritage may be way trying to justify your alcoholicism or enhancing your chances of becoming US president.
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Soup for my family: Cans of soup that you bring to a protest so that you and your family can have a tasty meal later.
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Italian snow: Parmesan cheese.
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in the pantry: A pansexual person who has not yet come out to anyone. They are still in the closet.
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white man's overbite: derogatory term used to describe the facial expression white people make while dancing
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himpathy: The disproportionate empathy extended in the direction of men we make too many excuses for.
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fuck dem kids: a general hatred of kids.
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disorder salad: The random assortment of disorders someone claims to have for attention, typically on Tiktok, tumblr, and other social media platforms
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nibblies: A selection of finger snacks, such as canapés, cheese and biscuits, fruit, olives, pate, salami and the like (or often much grander these days), served with drinks or in lieu of a meal. In Australia it's often used to describe typical party food.