Urban Dictionary Mugs

stolex: A Rolex watch that has been stolen, and now the thief is currently wearing the Rolex.

angelic yield: angelic yield (an-jel-ick yeeld) “angelic yields” began as a trend in mid-september of 2021 as people started posting about refilling bathroom stalls with toilet paper. this trend is known as a parody to the “devious lick” trend, where people stole, vandalized, or showed off items of which they took primarily from their schools. this trend, however, counteracts it as more of a kindness rather than it being mischievous.

cheechako: A new-comer to Alaska, ignorant of the terrain, the weather, the animals, the culture, the necessary driving skills in the winter, etc. Opposite of a sourdough.

The Narrator: A male who, while engaged in sexual activity, will narrate, or provide commentary of events and actions as he makes them.

Swiftcraft: Taylor Swift witchcraft The practice of witchcraft incorporated with Taylor Swift music, concert confetti, eras color magic, lyric affirmations, midnight manifestations, willow dance rituals, and moonstone usage. People who practice Swiftcraft do not worship Taylor Swift and may worship any deity they wish but they use her lyrics to guide them in life.

Chaotic Stupid: in reference to a D&D character, extremely dumb and unintelligent. One can be classified as chaotic stupid if they do such things as taking a more complicated way to do things, or do something the party has told them not to, for no reason.

get yo skin tone: get yo skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone garden gnome extra chromasone, metranome dimma done genome polblone lonochrome student loan indiana jones, overgrown flinstone x and y horomone, silvester styalone, seera lion, audisone professionally seen stilver petron head ass out of here bro

Supercrip: 'Supercrip' is a proper word used by people studying disabled narratives to describe someone who is disabled but has some sort of genius or other skill

cuckcake: The mistress or side-dish in an affair. Usually associated with a cuckquean (a woman who is aroused by her male partner having sex with another woman or women).

dad lore: Dad lore is when your dad tells you the stories of his life before he met your Mother. These seem amazing compared to your childhood

Broletariat: A working class bro.

Gaijin Smash: The willfull breaking of Japanese convention rules by one who is not Japanese (a forigner cf. a gaijin)

Golluming: To sit in some kind of seat while concentrating on texting/chatting on your cell phone and making various small but awkward noises. (e.g. snickering, giggling, huffing, audible but non-understandable words, etc.)

Empty Vase: AKA a "flower vase" A Chinese slang term which often appears in web novels and dramas. An "empty vase" or a "flower vase" is a beautiful person (of either gender) who has no other substance, purpose, or intelligence outside of their appearance (i.e. they have a beautiful outer appearance, but are hollow and empty inside). Like a vase, they may be chosen to decorate a person's home or life, but can be largely neglected or overlooked, so the term is usually applied to low-maintenance people. The term is considered a negative insult, and is somewhat similar to the Western concept of a "skin-deep" beauty or a "trophy wife".

dobler dahmer theory: A theory stating that if two people are into each other, a big romantic gesture works, but if one person isn't into the other, the same gesture comes off serial killer crazy.

Cbpcbd: Chronic back pain from carrying this big Dick around

not even wrong: Worse than wrong, being an untestable claim. Originally used by physicist Wolfgang Pauli to criticize pseudoscience even harsher than simple scientific errors:"This is not right. This is not even wrong."

Wahala: Wahala is an African word commonly used in Nigeria to express a state of worry, distress, problem or trouble. It is also called pidgin English. Example- "Why you dey give me wahala?" which means, “Why are you stressing me?” or “Why are you Troubling me?”. Another Example would be, " What is your Wahala" which means, “what is your problem?”. The word Wahala can also be used in another context like " No Wahala". This means, “NO problem”. If somebody asks you How are you? you can say “I dey okay, I no get any Wahala", which means, "I am fine, I do not have any problem".

Rebound Rug: The neglected, untamed growth that follows after a long, sexless breakup. The victim has typically forgotten until their pants are lowered in front of their new partner, who is unable to see the tree through the forest. A.K.A Forest of the Forgotten, Melancholy Mop, Abstinent Overgrowth, Dry Spell Danglies, Loenely Lettuce, Wishful Willows, Leafy Leftovers

Hoodie Gang: A phrase commonly on TikTok or Youtube comment sections on the subject of man circumcision. This phrase is said to give a sense of male uncircumcised solidarity. An uncircumcised penis has foreskin on the head, which could be seen as a hoodie; the hoodie for the penis.

Pickleback: A series of two shots, first whiskey (typically Jamesons) followed by a shot of pickle juice/brine.

Space squid: Dude that shows up to the bar tripping on drugs but is moving with great rythem to the beat

Dizzy: Mad crazy

sleep debt: lack of sleep, or when you owe yourself some rest becasue you have been too busy. when you are not getting enough sleep, and need to calculate how much you owe your body sleep account is negative, or in the red first used by British airways and also sited on multiple occasions by lifehacker.com

Disease X: It's not Wolverine's weakness—duh! Disease X is the next big outbreak that'll be caused by an unexpected source.

the call is coming from inside the house: when someone says something that is hypocritical, metaphor for self sabotage

Brewjob: Having to put one's mouth over the top of a newly-opened beer bottle/can in order to prevent overflow. Looks quite like a clumsy blowjob, hence the name.

Cheeky Wee: A slang word for taking a wee, normally were your not supposed to for example, behind a tree or in your best friends back yard, etc. it is mostly used in Australia (the best country) and, Personally it is my favorite type of wee