Urban Dictionary Mugs

Rustang: deurogotory name for "Mustang" Commonly used by riceboys, or anyone who likes cars.

Rip Bozo: When a person (usually an evil ghoul) dies and you want to celebrate. Used to emphasize how little you care about someone's death. Often used in combination with the phrase "smoking on that ____ pack" for greater effect.

bag of pants: Useless. As would be a bag of pants, not fulfilling their function, but just hanging around in a bag.

unbirthday: Statistics prove that you have one birthday, just one birthday every year. But there are three hundred and sixty-four unbirthdays. And this is a reason to gather and cheer.

Cobbing: The male version of vabbing. When a guy wants to attract partners but wants to go au naturel or has no money, they will take a bit of their pre-cum and use it like a cologne. This uses their natural pheromones to attract a sexual partner.

texaboo: Usually used in a negative connotation, a "Texaboo" is an individual who is overly obsessed with, and loves everything to do with, Texas and goes out of their way to pass themselves of as Texans but is not a Texan in any way, shape, or form. A Texaboo could be considered the Texas equivalent of a Weaboo, but should not be confused with an "Honorary Texan", which is somebody who is not a native Texan, but has specific strong ties to Texas such as family roots lying in either the State of Texas or Republic of Texas.

Tragedeigh: (Pronounced: tragedy) When parents overcomplicate the spellings of names in order for their child’s name to sound ✨u n I q U E✨. That’s a tragedeigh. These aren’t to be mistaken for names from other languages, though. Some examples include Londynn (London), Crimzynn (Crimson), Ashleigh (Ashley), and Myrrandah (Miranda). Other times, the names are completely unrecognizable, like Klansmyn, Sausage, and Glhynnyl.

Flyfucking: (Danish expression) Flyfucking is when a person cares about small silly details that don't really matter in general.

Fuckarounditis: "A behavioral disorder characterized by a mediocre physique and complete lack of progress, despite significant amounts of time spent in the gym."

bin chicken: Australian slang for the ibis, a bird that common dwells in urban environments and is known to eat out of bins, ruin picnics, smell bad, and just generally cause a nuisance.

Vagueing: Posting or talking about drama without naming the specific details.

Purple Pilled: To be neither Optimistic (Blue Pilled) or Pessimistic (Red Pilled), but to see things for what they are and accepting it. To be a Realist, to live in the Gray rather than the Black or White.

Luh calm fit: AKA: Calm luh fit Slang for "Little calm fit" or "Calm little fit" Used to describe an outfit that is "nun too crazy" or in other words: an outfit that is very plain or thrown together for the sake of being comfortable. Also used sarcastically for an outfit that is over the top and opposite of a "calm little fit".

suitcase pimp: In the porn industry, a suitcase pimp is an unemployed boyfriend/husband of a porn star who takes care of the details of the star's personal and/or business affairs.

spange: a contraction of "spare change" verb

cakeage: corkage fee for cake

AWTF: English acronym standing for Away With The Fairies. Despite the inclusion of the word Fairies there is no implication of homosexuality in the expression. It is merely used to describe someone who is in a world of their own either because they are daydreaming or are thinking intensely and thus are oblivious to what is going on around them. The expression goes back to an old superstition, prevalent throughout Europe that fairies, wee folk, call them what you will, could steal a person's soul, leaving behind a husk that stared at nothing until it faded away and died. Superstition aside, it came to be applied to people who became so engrossed in their own thoughts that they ignored what was going on around them. For a while it was used as a politically incorrect medical acronym written in a patient's notes to describe someone suffering from dementia or in a highly confused state of mind for some other reason. Fortunately it has fallen into disuse medically owing to its meaning becoming known to a wider audience. Its major use now is in the workplace where it describes someone who spends time staring into space rather than doing something useful.

Crotch Novel: A romance novel that contains drawn-out and very descriptive sex scenes. Mainly geared towards women, these novels are often corny, cheap, paperback-bound, and sold in drugstores and supermarkets.

dagnabbit: (exclaimation) Oldcootism used during great consternation or surprise. Used by 1890’s prospectors, cantankerous old farmers, and young people playing old people on TV in the ‘60’s and ‘70’s.

Snotklap: A phrase used in Afrikaans in South Africa to explain to someone how hard you will slap them in the face. Used commonly by drunk men or angry old tannies (aunties)

Hobosexual: Person who jumps into relationships to have a place to live.

Wood wide web: The idea that the roots of neighboring trees can be connected by fungal filaments, forming massive underground networks that can span entire forests, similar to internet architecture. When people speak of the wood-wide web, they are generally referring to the resulting system of interconnected tree roots called a common mycorrhizal network, or CMN. But there’s very little that scientists can say with certainty about how, and to what extent, trees interact via CMNs. The idea of the wood wide web has inspired many narratives in books, TV, and other media, despite little or no experimental evidence to back up their claims.

doofy: Combination of the Latin word doofus, meaning an incompetent tool and the word goofy. A goofy doofus.

The Shadow Person: "The shadow person" refers directly to the completely random occurrence in which a person will clock a glimpse of an unidentified spooky figure which resembles that of an ominous, dark, slender-man looking entity which flashes past their peripheral vision. This phenomenon has been widely addressed since, well, the beginning of time. What is most scary is how everyone, even your friends and family, will most likely be able to relate to this and have experienced this several times within their lifetime, with no explanation or evidence as to how and why - even diverse groups of people around the world have described to have coincidentally seen the exact same figure Despite the unknown presence of the shadow person, research and theories have suggested that these are “creatures of supernatural origin that appear as dark forms in the peripheries of people’s vision and disintegrate, or move between walls, when noticed.” Some say that they appear during "phases of emotional trauma, physical reflections of grief and fear" whilst others say it is down to sleep deprivation. Scary shit huh.

Worksona: Your persona at work, the way you portray yourself in the workplace.

Paypig: A paypig is the financial submissive in the dynamic of Financial Domination. Financial Domination is a fetish of power exchange which involves the transfer of money from sub to Domme as an act of ultimate submission, as money is the ultimate representation of power in our modern society. Paypigs are alternatively known as finsubs and money slaves.

Birdie: Used to describe the act of taking a sip from another person's beverage without touching one's lips to the rim of the container. (It is interesting to note that only native Orange County residents know the true definition of this term)

kludge: A quick, messy but functional fix or workaround to a problem.