Urban Dictionary Mugs

Googleheimer's: The condition where you think of something you want to Google, but by the time you get to your computer, you have forgotten what it was. Very prevalent in the 420 community.

friend high: The pleasant "high" feeling one acquires around close friends, often compared to being on some sort of drug. Accompanied by lots of laughing, stupidity, excitement, good conversation, and loud obnoxiousness, ie the act of getting "high" off another's good friendship vibes. Often considered a replacement for drugs and alcohol, though not heavily supported.

cleptopenia: The unconscious theft of Pens. Also known as Cleptopenamania.

intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

digitally freshen up: A term one can use to excuse oneself from the face-time company of another for reasons of a burning desire to check your e-mail. You won't be comfortable in your conversation unless you check on your inbox for any immediately important messages that need attention. By "digitally freshening up", you have eased the unnatural frequent urge of wanting to peek at your iPhone in your important business meeting.

ghost taste: the familiar taste that accompanies a post-meal burp. it's like deja-vu in your mouth.

front-seat back-seat dilemma: The inability to decide which seat to take due to the quantity of friends both "kickin' in the front seat" and "sittin' in the back seat." Characterized by indecision and anxiety as the individual has "gotta make their mind up." A largely ignored condition until early 2011, the "front-seat back-seat dilemma" was widely publicized upon the advent of Rebecca Black's viral single "Friday."

fomo: "fear of missing out". The fear that if you miss a party or event you will miss out on something great

sheenfluence: Under the influence or having been influenced by Charlie Sheen.

work paralysis: n. the inability to get work done because of it's large quantity. Similar to writer's block, but applies to all work with a deadline.

Fuck You Tax: A non-discretionary charge or fee placed on orders or purchases from certain companies, frequently ticket retailers and cinemas. The charge never relates to a specific cost incurred by the company and is purely an additional fee to boost profits. So called as the company in question knows the consumer has no option but to pay, so their charging it is the company saying, "Fuck You, Pay it."

Killing two pigs with one bird: A modern version of the popular saying "killing two birds with one stone." derived from the popular video game "angry birds."

soberchat: Having a conversation while not intoxicated. Generally used to postpone the remainder of a conversation until both parties are sober. Putting off a conversation until everyone involved is capable of making good decisions.

Friday: The day after Thursday and before Saturday, according to Rebecca Black. Also the most annoying day of the week now.

rich uncle: Uncle Sam. so named for government's spending habits.

net lag: A feeling like jetlag that happens after you use your computer after sunset and the bright backlight tricks your body into thinking it's still daytime. (For details, google "photoentrainment".)

office quarterback: a manager that is infamously known for handing off their work and other useless assignments to you that they could and should be doing themselves

fauxpology: When a person makes it sound like they are apologizing when, in fact, they are just shifting the blame or using twisted logic to argue their way out of responsibility for their actions.

spoiler alert: Usu. a term to describe when crucial elements of a movie are about to be revealed (i.e. the ending, character deaths, a twist, etc.)

Pooformance Anxiety: Anxiety concerning the act of defecation, most often related to pooping in public restrooms.

wikiot: An fool who believes all information found on Wikipedia is accurate and true.

sympathy seeker: A person whose status updates on facebook are solely for the purpose of gaining sympathy.

Squirmish: A verbal stoush between two or more parties that is so petty, pointless, misinformed or ill-conceived that it makes witnesses wince with embarrassment, or so uncomfortable that they don't know where to look.

brain boner: Something that strikes a chord in someone's thinking, creating a spur of "enlightenment" and stimulation in knowledge, especially in subjects like philosophy & logic.

hipster head bob: A small nod of the head, done repetitively in synchronization with music. Denotes approval of music by the listener. Performed at concerts by concert-goers, or while listening to music by the listener. Substituted for dancing by hipsters, who are too cool to dance.

Defensive Eating: Strategically consuming food for the sole purpose of preventing others from getting it.

Brand Dropping: Mentioning that you're wearing an expensive brand of clothing, using an expensive piece of technology, or bragging about other items that you own which are of high value. Brand Dropping is similar to name dropping, the main difference is mentioning merchandise in lieu of a person.

celebrity lay: A specific celebrity you and your significant other mutually agreed that it would be okay to have sex with should the two of you ever meet in public and have a one night stand.