Urban Dictionary Mugs

toothpaste hangover: The effect that makes everything taste disgusting after you brush your teeth.

Master Sexting: to add your own phone number to your address book in your cell phone under the name of a different person and then sending dirty texts to yourself in an attempt to impress your friends.

facebook wit: The intellegent humor that nearly everyone seems to gain when they have a half an hour to contemplate a witty response. It is usually a bad comparison to a person's actually conversational skills since they can sit and contemplate the response for as long as they need.

Towel Tango: The dance performed under a towel, most commonly seen at the Beach, or in a changing room, when getting changed under the towel to hide as much skin as possible.

emoticon job: When someone attaches the opposite emoticon to a sentence when they truly have the opposite emotion. For instance, attaching a smiley face to a sentence when one is totally pissed off.

Brosama Bin Laden: A best friend that you never see. He's always hiding or just at home. Named after the infamous best friend you never see, Osama Bin Laden

sorry, autocorrect: A phrase often used when a private or dirty text is sent to the wrong person in an attempt to lessen the awkwardness or dismiss the conversation

Caller VD: When your caller ID identifies someone with whom you definitely don't want to talk, and you avoid answering them like the plague

ProcrastinEating: The consumption of food undertaken to avoid a dull or arduous task, irrespective of hunger levels or the time of day.

sextee: The receiver of a sext message.

chat blue balls: The anxiety and suspense involved in staring as you see a friend is typing an instant message or facebook chat message but never seems to complete it. The feeling can last for minutes or even hours. Unfortunately unlike actual blue balls, chat blue balls can not be relieved by jerking off.

unrequited besties: When one person thinks you are best friends, but you in turn consider another to be your best friend. This chain can involve many until two agree upon their mutual bestiship.

beef walk: Going outside or away from the group in order to fart with less consequence.

Netglow: Someone (or something) that is better online than in real life.

MBAese: The indecipherable language taught in MBA factories where the user has mastered the art of using large, multisyllabic words to make meaningless, intelligent sounding action statements.

Word up, kids?: What your mom says when she's trying to be cool. You know she says it.

Google harder: A phrase used in response to someone whining about not being able to find something on Google. An expert googler would then show some resemblance of pity and assist by immediately googling for the desired information successfully.

meatox: the act of abstaining from eating meat for a period of time, usually after heavily indulging.

reality challenged: (adj.) being in a state in which one is utterly and completely unable to distinguish fact from fiction, and is thus obviously and undeniably full of shit.

I'm Good: Rejection of and ridicule for an offered good or service by feigning satiation. When "No Thank You" just won't do.

Carb Coma: The sleepy feeling after eating a large meal comprised chiefly of carbohydrates, whether in the form of rice, noodles, bread or dough.

Back Door Braggart: n. A person who states a problem that they have with the express intention of letting everyone know how awesome they think they are, revealing their douche baggery to all. v. Back Door Bragging: The act of expressing a false statement in order to set up the conversation to prove how (seemingly) fantastic the subject finds themselves. effect: typically leads to eye rolls and general annoyance with subject.

Thought wad: a sudden burst and outpouring of ideas, thoughts, creativeness, or conversation topics, often followed by a severe lack thereof.

sore winner: A sore winner is someone who wins and spends far too much time gloating over it, to the point that the rest of the people feel poorly about even participating.

premarital text: The act of texting (text messaging) a member of the opposite sex, outside the confines of a relationship, in flirtatious ways, often insinuating the desire for a deeper, intimate relationship.

Fucking Retrospect: A phrase used to describe the agonizing frustration of realizing that you did something you regret, and wanting to do it differently but realizing it after-the-fact. This typically occurs about 5 minutes later but the realization of such can occur years later...

cockblocalypse: When you're out at the bar and you get cockblocked SO BAD it's like the end of the world as you know it.

Antisocial Networking: Using a social networking web site or service to connect to other people but never communicating with those people once they have been established as a connection.