Urban Dictionary Mugs

post-acquaintance friend request: The friend request sent right after meeting someone for the first time.

apocalypse sex: Thoughtless, careless sex happening right before a major disaster or possible ending of the world, without thought of consequences.

I know, right?: An affirmation that you agree with or can relate to the preceding statement. It can be used whether the speaker actually knows or not, but in the latter case it usually means that the speaker can attribute the preceding statement to themselves as well.

edgehog: a passenger at the bus who hogs the aisle seat

bed gravity: An irresistible force that draws you back to bed, or toward any mattress, couch, or other soft horizontal surface. Usually stronger when one or more persons are already on said furnature.

pop culture shock: When a person is out of the loop or not up to date on pop culture, and your attempts to explain them just confuse them even more.

flexting: (v.) To text so extensively and in such a manner that it is flirting.

big in japan: To say/pretend you are someone of stature somewhere else, meaningless and not verifiable where you currently are.

powerpuff presentation: A powerpoint presentation containing lots of flashy animations, cool pictures, and all sorts of other snazzy gimmics, but almost entirely lacking in any real substance.

my phone's about to die: This is an expression commonly used to signal to another party that either a) you no longer want to text them, or b) you intend on hanging up. This is a smooth way to avoid answering or hearing things from other people. However, sometimes, it's true, and the person's phone really is about to die. This is rare.

carbon soldiers: Slang term for children, kids, offspring and rugrats.

Rendezbooze: When a group of people (friends, co-workers, acquaintances) get together to drink.

misinfotainment: A class of media propaganda where entertainment combined with journalism developed for 24-hour television news networks is designed to instill emotional responses from viewers instead of providing facts.

typeless: adj. The state of being so astounded that one cannot type; writing equivalent of speechless

buysexual: Someone who gets turned on by, or derives sexual pleasure from, shopping, or being taken shopping.

don't cross the streams: What you tell two people peeing at urinals next to each other to save them from untimely death, in reference to crossing the streams in Ghostbusters.

career tragectory: a career path marked by increasing amounts of tragedy, lameness, futility, ineptitude, respect, and/or pay.

olly olly oxen free: Olly olly oxen free is a phrase used in children's games, which is generally used to indicate that people who are hiding (in a game of hide and seek, for example) can safely come out into the open.

Braggadouche: noun. A braggart, but one without the credibility to back up his or her claims. A braggadocio. Lame boasting.

parade wave: A slight hand gesture used to wave for prolonged periods of time (like during a parade)or as a casual non-verbal greeting to friends. With the arm bent at the elbow, the waver turns their wrist back and forth exposing the front and then the back of the hand in a single motion.

ghost: A term meaning you're leaving. Similar to "outta here."

cold finger: Similar to cold shoulder, except a cold finger is done by ignoring someone's text or facebook message--usually when said person's comment is pointless or uncalled for.

screen saver: the blank expression that comes across a persons face when day dreaming.

Work Sandwich: Back to back shifts, sp. closing shift followed by an opening shift the next day, primarily making a night on the town impractical.

Backseat Browser: Anyone who sits behind a someone who is browsing the Internet while continuously instructing them on what to click on or what to type into the address/search bar. Most appropriately applied when the advice or commands are unsolicited and/or unwarranted.

reserection: rez-e-rek-shun (noun) a morning wood of biblical proportions

computer-face: v. to squint and kind of frown as you look at your computer to give the illusion that you are in fact very busy analyzing something vital to your work; often used in conjunction with paper-shuffling and calling numbers that you know won't answer then acting really frustrated when you hang-up so that it gives the impression your chasing a very important account and have a lot on your plate already

carbon cockprint: The amount of CO2 and greenhouse gases released by a man in search of sexual gratification