Urban Dictionary Tees

listerine challenge: An actual challenge, not a prank, to see how long one can withstand swishing a full shot (the cup attached on the bottle) of Listerine - *Cool Mint* inside their mouth. This is usually very difficult to do for most people, given the fact that the formula for most Listerine products gives a burning sensation that damages the sensitive tissue inside your mouth. But on the plus side, the victim of the Listerine Challenge gets a cleaner, fresher, mouth. **this is in no way promoting the products of Listerine, or any dentists. See also: cinnamon challenge

BATMN: Blew Air Through My Nose

Stupid Watergate: 1. "...a scandal that we've been referring to as 'Stupid Watergate', because it has all the potential consequences of Watergate but everyone involved is REALLY stupid." A term coined by John Oliver on his HBO topical political commentary series 'Last Week Tonight' referring to the criminal conspiracy (collusion) involving Donald J. Trump Sr and Russian operatives to influence the 2016 U.S. presidential election. The term illustrates how inept and laughably transparent the involved members of Donald Trump's campaign and transition (including DJT) were at both perpetrating said crimes, and covering them up after the fact.

car to table shoes: Fancy high heels that are so uncomfortable to walk in, you only wear them on a date where you walk from the car to the table and back.

voting virginity: the first time you vote after turning 18.

Negelect: To vote against a candidate.

No Nut November: A Challenge Where A man must not ejaculate aka bust a nut for the whole month of November

Chronic Flex: A condition in which someone feels compelled to constantly bring things that make them look good in casual conversation. It can be the same thing every time or a variety of things; as long as the subtle or obvious aim is to make themselves sound or look cool, it's a flex, and if it happens all the time, it's chronic. It's most obvious when a detail is tossed in that is really unnecessary for any other purpose than flexing.

haunting: A variation of ghosting, in which the ghoster continues indirect contact with the ghosted by liking and faveing his or her social media content.

Weird Flex But Ok: Used in reply to something odd or weird that you wouldn't agree with or understand, but go with anyway.

OTX: OTX or #OTX is the abbreviated form of saying “Off The Xans” Made popular by Shoreline Mafia’s Song “Dope House Ft. Ohgeesy)

Thot Process: The action or actions made to make someone look like a thot; i.e. make up, revealing clothing, etc.

adstraction: Distraction caused by advertisements when you are watching something in youtube.

trash panda: A raccoon

Thooter: A thirsty hoe or a thot

Serving looks: When someone's whole outfit, hair, makeup, etc. is on point.

2mar: Way of saying "tomorrow"

sugma: A disease related to Ligma. Sounds like "suck my"

Squadup: get your crew together; arm yourself; get help

No Cap: No lie, On God, a definition of telling the truth. Basically no flex.

Sawcon: A convention which raises money in order to prevent ligma, a serious condition which has taken the lives of many

in my bag: the act of being in your own world; focused; being in the zone; on your grind

Polycule: A portmanteau of "polyamory" or other relationship models beginning with "poly" and "molecule". Polycule is used to describe any system of connected non-monogamous relationships. A polycule can be as simple as a "V" (A is dating both B and C, with their approval, but B and C are not dating each other) or a triangle (A, B, and C are all dating each other), but it can also get very complex. (Ex: A is dating B and C. B is dating A and D. C is dating A, E, and F. F is also dating G.) When drawn out as a chart, these connections can look similar to a molecular structure- hence the name polycule.

i have the screenshots: when you are explaining some serious tea and you have proof

back on my grind: Back on my grind means you're back to your old ways

Tinder Tornado: When unsure whether to swipe left or right, you make a circular swipe on the screen and let fate decide.

do the damn thang: Do what you gotta do- and do it well.

selfiecide: Selfiecide An accidental death that has been caused whilst trying to take a dangerous Selfie pic.