Urban Dictionary Tees

reply guy: 1. A man who behaves in an overly familiar way and is always replying to the social media messages of a woman he doesn't know or is barely acquainted with. 2. An annoying man who replies to social media messages, in general - whether this annoyance is due to a perceived know-it-all attitude, excessive familiarity, banal arguments that the annoyed user doesn't feel compelled to reply to again and again, or violation of some imagined pecking order.

Pilot Lighting: To use social media for the purpose of attracting potential mates while still in a relationship through the use of scandalous photos. Similar to how a pilot light remains ready to ignite the furnace at all times.

Lets gain this grain: Another term for "lets get this bread" meaning grain=bread=money also grain can literally be anything

rat: Someone who tells the cops vital information that leads to an arrest of another person

bean hole: The slot in a cell door in jail or prison in which to pass food, mail or other items through.

Fronking: Someone who farts in the bath tub and the bites the bubbles; can be more than one person biting each other's bubbles

Millennial Promotion: When you get more responsibility at work but no raise.

nano-dosing: Using utra small dosages not to trigger a psychotropic effect

smocking: The way you spell smoking after you become President of The United States.

smocking: Smocking is body painting for sexual gratification. While the majority of body painting is done for artistic reasons, smockers belong to the subgroup that's just interested in getting their kicks. Normally either a negative or playful context, smockers aren't generally considered artists.

mistakeholder: Someone with a vested interest in a topic but has all the facts wrong.

sassassin: The king of sass; the sass master.

The ‘Santa Clause’: The legal agreement which allows Santa Claus to enter people’s home and not be prosecuted for (breaking and entering). This clause includes chimneys and magic stuff we don’t know about.

jooks: To Rob somebody, to steal from somebody

facts: True , right , word

street soda: An alcoholic drink that is typically made in a fast food soda cup so that it can be consumed in public spaces with little suspicion from others.

go left: A situation or conversation suddenly (and usually unexpectedly) taking a turn for the worse (in a bad way), when at first it was going fine.

Destroy Dick December: In parody of "No-Nut November" and its rise in popularity in 2017, "Destroy Dick December" is an event starting on the first of December, in which you masturbate until completion in a quantity in relation to the date. This means you must nut 1 time on the first, twice on Dec. 2, 3 times on the third, and so on until 31 times on the 31st.

Operation NO COLLUSION: A very poorly disguised conspiracy.

Revived Channel: When a youtube channel wasn’t gaining subscribers and/or losing subscribers at a consistent rate, and all of the sudden their channel has a drastic growth in subscribers and views in a short period of time due to a popular video they created.

feeling some type of way: Offended, slighted or bothered.

clout: Clout is being famous and having influence

skinflint: An unreasonably thrifty person. (Flint is a semiprecious mineral a relative of quartz, and the notion that the greediest person would keep flint shavings for economy).

Bust Down: A woman who sleeps around usually with guys of the same crew.

movie theater physics: The science of figuring out the distance between the movie theater screen and speakers to ensure an optimal movie-watching experience.

tuning: Chatting up in a flirtatious manner to advance towards a sexual or romantic relationship

Imaginary Lat Syndrome: Imaginary Lat Syndrome is a common case of someone, typically a male, who believes they are rather muscular when in reality this isn't the case. Those with Imaginary Lat Syndrome can typically be seen walking uncomfortably while flaring their small lat muscles and tensing their arms in an attempt to look "jacked." In reality, it appears douchey and looks like a toothbrush has been shoved up their ass. Manlets are at high risk of falling victim due to overcompensation reasons.

Blasting rope: The act of masterbating