Urban Dictionary Tees

ETTD: Everything Trump Touches Dies

fiddle while rome burns: To enjoy minor unimportant things while ignoring the crisis happening right now

Unchartered: Commonly misused in place of the word "uncharted" meaning unknown or unfamiliar. Thought to be derived from the idea that chartered vehicles only travel on known paths.

vibe check: A process by which a group or individual obtains a subjective assessment of the mental and emotional state of another person, place or thing. Not anchored in or limited to science, psychology or sociology. Grounded in a belief in pachouli, sage, or karma and sometimes veggie burgers.

National Kiss Your Homies Day: On the day of April 13th, it is customary to kiss your homies to show them you love them.

blerg: Most commonly used in the same context as "oh, damn". Used to express frustration, anxiety, depression, etc. Ocasionally the second syllable is prolonged to demonstrate any emotion in an extreme fashion.

g pack: Slang term denoting 50 half gram vials of cut heroin, worth $1000 wholesale, or ~$20 each depending on purity and market demands.

slam-clicker: People who upon checking into a hotel with others remain in their rooms instead of socializing. Used by airline crew to describe those who don't go out. Slam - as in closing the door Click - as in locking it immediately also see: Olymic Flames

big z pack: 1000 xanax bars commonly used in central arkansas for phone conversations

BLUF: An acronym for "Bottom Line Up Front" that is frequently used in informal military correspondence and internal/informal corporate e-mails to cover the main points of an e-mail so the reader can quickly understand what the e-mail is saying before reading the whole, lengthy e-mail.

Audiothelioma: Cancer caused by the noise generated by windmills. This aggressive form of cancer was recently discovered by Dr. Donald J Trump. Symptoms include: Orange skin, thin hair, small hands, a fear of brown people and small inclines.

hydroxy moron: One who preaches the miracle nature of hydroxychloroquine sulfate that has nothing to do with the business degree they hold or the virus they're trying to cure.

chonk: that which is fat or large, in a way that is majestic

Social distancing zombies: In order to maintain a safe distance from others, people were conditioned to raise their arms in front of them. When everyone shuffled around with their arms raised in front of them, the advised level of social distancing was maintained. In lockdown, only a few social distancing zombies were out and about.

antisocial nearing: The opposite of social distancing. In a pandemic when people ignore the advice of social distancing and instead engage in antisocial nearing activities like shaking hands, hugging, and spending time in large crowds.

Economic Stockholm Syndrome: The behavior and attitudes exhibited by victims of financial subjugation, causing then to identify with and even defend their oppressors.

late capitalism: The advanced stage of unmanaged capitalism in which corporations and the wealthy, having run out of quick and easy paths to profit and economic growth, begin cannibalizing the societies in which they operate instead of investing in them. Features: Declining wages for workers, privatization of government, dismantling of social services, sale of cultural & national heritage, debtor's prisons, corporate invasion of people's personal lives, and punishment (and ultimately enslavement) of the poor.

Physical Distancing: Formerly known as social distancing. The act of connecting, caring, communicating, and socializing with others while keeping space between bodies and following the World Health Organization (WHO) guidelines for good health during the worldwide COVID-19 pandemic.

Coronalingus: Sex during the Coronavirus time of social distancing.

Grim Milestone: A phrase commonly used by in the mainstream media to denote the quantity of an undesirable occurance reaching a multiple of ten.

MAGAts: Donald Trump loyalists

upperwear: Upperwear is the wardrobe you create when you work on line or on TV and are only 'seen' from the waist up.

Prepper: A person who is prepared, or striving to be prepared for incident, natural disaster, etc A person actively preparing or being prepared for situations that may affect the stability of home, life, or financial situation. Also known as survivalists, doomsday preppers (derogatory)

Say I won't: Verbally challenging back to your friends to give you added courage to do something that may be stupid or out of the norm.

Stonks: A meme used to describe a retarded economic decision. It is commonly followed with a picture of Meme man standing behind a picture of a stock market with the caption "stonks".

Covidiot: Relating to the 2020 Covid-19 virus: Someone who ignores the warnings regarding public health or safety. A person who hoards goods, denying them from their neighbors.

Coronic: A person who has contracted coronavirus.

Hand Sanitizer: The most expensive thing during the corona virus