Urban Dictionary Tees

maskadaisical: Slacking off on wearing a mask in public places to prevent contracting coronavirus.

Covid Speakeasy: An unlawful gathering spot to drink & socialize during the Covid crisis.

Copsucker: Somebody who worships police and similar figures, regardless of the extensive evidence that they are a troubling influence in the world. Sucks that authoritarian D.

Breonna Taylor: Breonna Taylor was a 26-year-old black woman who was an EMT before being brutally murdered by 4 plain clothes policemen who forced entry into her house under a "no-knock" warrant after midnight. The police were looking for a suspect that had been arrested earlier in the day and had accidentally come into the wrong house. Breonna Taylor was completely innocent of wrongdoing and murdered with no accountability.

taz: temporary autonomous zone, from Hakim Bey's TAZ: Broadsheets of Ontological Anarchism. Opposite of a PAZ which is a permanent autonomous zone. Any temporary liberated space (ie, a squat, a street for a party, a phonebooth for a prank/art sabotage

Cop Kisser: Someone who is extremely nice to a Police Officer even when the Police Officer is being a jerk...

doomscrolling: Obsessively reading social media posts about how utterly fucked we are.

bothsidesism: When a person tries to make you believe that both sides are equally responsible for something even though one is really, clearly, at fault.

teargaslighting: The act of tear gassing peaceful protestors with OC gas and then trying to gaslight your way out of it by saying that it was just a gas that causes tears, not tear gas.

authoritarian: In a political context - In favor of large, intrusive government that violates or suppresses individual rights; characterized by a "law and order" approach; failing to support civil liberties and/or economic freedom in society; undemocratic In a non-political context - Bossy, controlling, domineering

I can't breathe: True of COVID-19 sufferers and of George Floyd. The key phrase at this moment in American history.

copaganda: portraying police in a positive or helpful light, when in reality they are the violent fascist tools of an authoritarian military state

FDT: Fuck Donald Trump

OK Bootlicker: This is what you say to someone when they talk about how much they love police

1312: 1312 means "All Cops Are Bastards". The numbers represent the alphabetical letters ACAB.

Riot: The thing you start when you feel so angry, so ripped off, so stepped on.

F.T.P.: F.T.P. is the acronym for the term "Fuck Tha Police" which was actually coin in the year 1988 by the late, great, American rap artist...Mr. Eazy-E! (RIP)

acab: all cops are bastards. this trend has started in a attempt for people to see how unfair the black community is treated in the eyes of the law.

Fuck 12: Fuck 12 really just means fuck the police.

12: The Police. Any law enforcement agent. See also "PO-PO" and "ONE-TIME."

bout’ to get western: Often used to in a way to say oh shits about to go down but for mainly country people. You will often say it when or if cattle gets lose so you would use the term bout’ to get western to explain shits getting crazy. Or you could also use it if you at a nascar race and a car flips you would say it’s bout’ to get western

You can get it: Is the phrase used mainly in south florida to describe the sexual appeal of a person, "you can get it" is meant in the sense that the person (who can get it) is sexually appealing enough to the person making the statement, that at any point in time, the person can get "it" meaning sex.

ok den what: An accurate way to respond to anything... must be said in a low pitched voice

Coronalingus: Sex during the Coronavirus time of social distancing.

Doomer: A lack of faith in humanity, or people in general. Giving up on all humans, or groups of people, for perceived slights or injustices committed by a few. Lacking confidence in the future of humans because of an event, directly affecting their life or not, despite any positive response that happened. Note: This is not limited to any particular political group, affiliation or generation.

nerd-snipe: To provide a problem so interesting and difficult that the target is compelled to cease whatever they are doing (eating, reading, walking) in order to think about it. Most effective on math professors, science majors, and similar. Term coined by Randall Munroe, author of the webcomic XKCD.

Boomer holes: When you move into a house previously owned by a boomer, and the floors have holes for cable TV wires, the wall has a phone jack for a landline, etc.

Gabagool: A spicy Italian sausage. Tony wants it but can't have it.