Urban Dictionary Tees

vaulted: When a secret or an important piece of information is confirmed safe with the person you have entrusted it with.

Playlistism: Discrimination based not on race, gender, or religion, but rather on a disturbingly horrible iTunes music library discovered through a school or job network. Refers to the "shared music" feature available on iTunes in which one can browse the various music libraries of the co-workers or classmates in the network. Often requires awkward explanation of why you have "that song."

wax: A vinyl record; LP.

hit me on the hip: Could mean calling someone on their cell phone, but could also mean calling someone's pager or two-way.

the fear: Feeling usual associated with loss of something e.g. 'movie ticket, etc'. Feeling grows more intense closer to need of said item.

twixter: A person who is between the age of 18 to 25 and even beyond, who have become a part of a distinct and separate life stage, a strange, transitional never-never land between adolescence and adulthood in which people stall for a few extra years, putting off the iron cage of adult responsibility that constantly threatens to crash down on them.

academic chicken: phrase - refers to academic work of poor quality in which you are essentially daring your professor or teacher to give you a bad grade

fwisdom: Mindless drivel spoken as if it were fact and backed up with plagarism and lies.

meatmarket: noun. a place or situation with the sole (stated or not stated) purpose of facilitating interaction of individuals for sexual/romantic activities. The term draws parallels between real meat markets, where meat is hung up and displayed in plain view for people to look at, judge the quality of, and make decisions of whether to buy or not, and the atmosphere of many nightclubs/bars that are only seemingly in existance so individuals can display themselves to others for judgement and "aquisition", and likewise, size up and attempt to "aquire" others. also used as an adjective to describe places possessing this quality. see also "meat market"

putty exam: An exam in which the teacher makes so difficult the entire class fails. He can then "resculpt" the class to give the kids he likes the higher grades and the kids he dislikes the lower grades, according to a bell curve.

dusted: 1. To have bashed or beaten someone. To get hurt badly. 2. Means the same as being busted.

hump day: The middle of a work week (Wednesday); used in the context of climbing a proverbial hill to get through a tough week.

OTT: Over The Top - as in something done outragously over what it needs to be. Compare gonzo.

baby: 1. Term of endearment, usually used by people having sexual intercourse with one another. 2. Exclamation, usually during sexual intercourse. 3. The direct consequence of sexual intercourse.

keep it 100: to keep yourself real and true, to be honest and stick to the way you are, no matter what any one else thinks.

chirps: to chat up

sike: (interjection) meaning "false!" or "just kidding!" Also see sie. Antonyms: See forsooth or sooth

oh what now: 1.something to say after being insulted/insulting someone 2.something to yell out randomly 3.something to say when you don't understand something. Usually follows "your face" and "your mom".

Scam: To make out with, or have sexual relations with someone you are not in a relationship with

ear worm: Song that is stuck in your head

cold lampin': innactive, chillin', similar to the cool temperature of a light in a lamp that has not been used in some time.

catch feelings: To fall in love with someone at an inappropriate time or mistake a repeated hookup for a serious relationship.

brain candy: An experience that is enjoyable because it stimulates the mind pleasantly, but doesn't actually make it work. Usually in reference to light and fluffy books, movies, TV shows, and other entertainment. Akin to eye candy.

Internet anytime minutes: What office workers use when they are being the "most productive" at their jobs.

meatspace: What the virtual is to cyberspace, the flesh and blood is to meatspace.

caught up: Becoming so involved with a person that you become oblivious to the reality of the situation

Email Crossing: A phenomenon that occurs when you send an email to someone at the same time that they email you. Both of you then answer the other's emails and you go out of sync - creating two strands of conversation that occasionally cover the same ground. Quite irritating, but not really much you can do about it other than wait for the other person to get both mails and think that you aren't replying anymore.

look advantage: To stare at something when you should naturally look quickly away from. Comes from the saying "took advantage"