Urban Dictionary Tees

crowdway: Derived from highway, it means a path in a crowd where many people pass through, e.g. on parties. One should use crowdways to go from point A to point B to annoy the least possible amount of people.

filthy: Slang for someone who is very rich (has a lot of money) or someone who has a lot of possessions

Rock Star parking: Parking up close to the venue being visited.

flashole: adj. - That person who flashes you with their brights even though your brights aren’t on.

casino air: The air you breathe inside a casino. Casino air is highly oxygenated and causes you to have high energy. The effects of alcohol and other substances is enhanced. You'll never get tired of living on casino air.

poopin: doing well, rockin', beating everyone else

factory: refers to a paint job, sound system, rims or anything else to do with a vehicle that comes standard with the vehicle.

carsophagus: A carsophagus is a pothole in the road that is so large that it tends to "eat a car". This is a play (Spoonerism type) on the word "sarcophagus" which literally means "body eater".

reality chatspeak: It's when you chat online for so long that you begin to use phrases like rofl and wtf in the real world. see also: chat syndrome

backs: A place in line behind someone who is already in line. See also, fronts.

wikillectual: one whose major knowledge base appears to have been garnered from Wikipedia and its related projects derived from googlectual

cellular faux: (n.) a social phenomenon wherein which a person acts as though he is on his cell phone in order to shield himself from uncomfortable situations.

jump the couch: A defining moment when you know someone has gone off the deep end. Inspired by Tom Cruise's recent behavior on Oprah. Also see jump the shark

ipod spamming: The act of downloading more songs than one is actually planning to listen to. This is usually done by people wishing to raise the number of songs on their ipod in an attempt to seem cooler than they actually are.

ihaircut: A small change in one's online identity. Comparable to getting a haircut, shaving, or some other real life change in appearance.

haterade: a figurative drink representing a modality of thought. those who consume it are themselves consumed by the negativity which with they speak.

ride on: In in vernacular of mountain biking: right on, continue on, you are doing well, cool, etc.

Googlesearch Fan: A person who claims to like a band/artist/author etc... but infact can only name works, songs, band members etc... by searching for them on google.

Let me get you a straw: "You're a wuss. Learn to deal." An elaborated version of the sentiment is found in the phrasing: "Let me get you a straw so you can SUCK IT UP." The proffering of a straw to aid "sucking up" abilities is generally considered more comical (read: obnoxious) than simply telling a whiner to deal. Can be used in any situation.

seeing bottoms: Having your last drink of the night. Usually said three quarters of the way down a pint of beer, i.e., when you actually start to see the bottom of the glass. From the expression “bottoms up.”

end of rhyme: What you say after tearing someone up in a "freestyle rap battle" to signify that you have finished verbally bashing them.

carspective: The valuable insight that comes during the long drive home.

s on my chest: Referring to the S on Superman's chest. When someone walks around like they got a s on their chest, they walk around like nothing can harm them or like they're invincible or something.

whatthefuck@us.army.mil: A phrase used by soldiers to express displeasure with Army regulations, chain of command, piss poor planning, etc.

Deaded: blown off; rejected; deliberatly singled out; abandoned for reasons unknown.

gashole: A person who uses unnecessarily large amounts of gasoline to move from point A to point B, typically found driving SUV's (Sport Utility Vehicles)

AOL Keyword: Used in a conversation to emphasize a point.

Full court press: Named after the play in basketball, it means to agressively put the moves on, or to hit on someone. To not give up on trying to get someone until you actually get them.