Urban Dictionary Tees

Weighed Grams: Used to illustrate a former time of life when badly poor. Weighing Grams refers to low level cocaine dealers who sell low quantities, thus, being 'poor'.

blog fodder: An interesting idea, story, or link. Referred to as blog fodder when your first reaction is to use it in your blog.

SBD: A quiet flatulent that makes its presence known by a foul odor; "silent but deadly"

sad trombone: Function: noun 1. Describes the sound made by a trombone to illustrate a depressing statement, action, or moment. "Wah waah". Pioneered on the SNL skit Debbie Downer.

shoot the five: to put your fists up to fight

safety police: A person or persons overly concerned with safety in every situation.

k-rad: K-rad literally means 1000 times rad, just as a kbyte or kilobyte refers to around 1000 bytes. K-rad was made popular in the 1980s by computer hacker circles. The word 'rad' reffered to a radical act performed by a hacker which deserved congratulations. The term k-rad originated around the same time people started talking in numbers l1k3 th15. This type of language first started apearing on BBSes and FTP warez sites.

@gmail.com: The only suffix to your name that you can have that succeeds PhD.

phlog: Fake blog, a website pretending to be a blog but actually the creation the mainstream media, or professional political operatives.

NSFW: Not Safe For Work. Used to describe Internet content generally inappropriate for the typical workplace, i.e., would not be acceptable in the presence of your boss and colleagues (as opposed to SFW, Safe For Work).

hornophobia: A psychological condition which causes paranoia centered around persons with increased sexual desire. See also hornophobic, hornophobe

safe: 3 meanings: 1. a cool person 2. to signify agreement 3. to signify something is good

interrorgate: to interrogate needlessly under the pretext of defending against terror

16: (n.) in rap, one verse or "sixteen" lines

assvice: The unwelcomed and unsolicited advice given to someone.

quarter to eight: a BMW 745

cop cleaner: A car that passes you on the freeway driving much faster than you (and the speed limit). By pacing this car at a distance, speed traps along your route will catch the other driver instead of you.

vogues: a rim and tire making company. mainly known in the south for the white wall tire with the a yellow stripe. also referred as "ridin on mustard and moyonaise"

drippin stains: a clean looking clear coat on a paint job, making the car appear wet.

prayer: Although not promoted by public schools, it is the most popular study technique of high school students, typically used minutes before a test.

POTUS: President of the United States

Nap fraud: When one pretends to sleep for any reason, possibly so they don't have to do something, to get attention, or to find out gossip and secrets. Very useful for finding out information you might not be supposed to know.

laugh whore: n: a person who is an easy laugh. A laugh whore will typically laugh at all of your jokes just to gain acceptance from you. You don't mind it because it makes you feel better about yourself. Usually has a mildly obnoxious laugh to go along with his/her hair trigger laugh reflex.

Side Buttoned: The term used when you call someone and they hit the ignore button on their cell phone, to avoid speaking with you. The term originates with Nextels because they have a side button to do that. You know you've been side buttoned if it rings for a shorter time than usual before going to voicemail.

Peace: A parting phrase, in good manner

september 10th: unimportant; trivial. how the events that happened on 9/10/01 compared to the events that happened on 9/11/01.

word out: to mark the end of a conversation and your departure. opposite of word up

tetris it: when you have alot of stuff to fit in a little space like packing a suitcase or filling a trunk of a car with bags.