Urban Dictionary Tees

nextflix: The upcoming movies in your Netflix queue.

march sadness: As opposed to March Madness, March Sadness is the deep, depressing feeling that comes when your brackets are completely fucked up and your favorite team lost.

Retail Therapy: The act of shopping as an outlet for frustration and a reliever of stress.

I pity the fool: In Mr. T-glish, a rhetoric comment equivalent to the English "I'd best not find out who it was."

loved up: To be high on ecstasy.

fakester: A profile on friendster or another social network that is not owned by a real person. In other words, a profile that is maintained by someone who pretends to be a celebrity, television character, or other obviously fake person.

retox: To start consuming drugs and alcohol again after a hiatus in an effort to avoid the effects of withdrawl.

shocklog: A weblog intended to shock. The term was coined to describe a number of Dutch websites that have specialized in presenting shocking, irritating or "irresponsible" material. Shocklogs have become enormously popular in the Netherlands.

mantastic: Feeling fantastic after the successful completion of a particularly macho feat.

snarky: A witty mannerism, personality, or behavior that is a combination of sarcasm and cynicism. Usually accepted as a complimentary term. Snark is sometimes mistaken for a snotty or arrogant attitude.

Crack a rim: To act foolishly or recklessly with a vehicle, usually under the influence of one or more mind altering substances, to the point of damaging the vehicle.

Burner: A throwaway prepaid cellphone, typically used by dealers. Used until the minutes are up, then thrown away so they cannot be tapped.

McDreamy: A man who is the epitome of charming. A man that makes the wrong decisions, and is often known as an asshole, jerk, or the ultimate heartbreaker. None other than Patrick Dempsey, who plays Dr. Shepherd on the ABC hit series Grey's Anatomy.

BiPodding: Sharing a single set of headphones attached to one iPod. One person holds the iPod and takes the left earbud, the other takes the right earbud. Can be performed while moving.

guap: Cash money, usually referring to $1000.

bustday: The day you realize your NCAA bracket is busted, and you're probably not going to win the pool unless somehow, a double digit team wins the title.

celebutante: A person of high society and wealth whose famous just for the fact of being rich and fabulous. A socialite who is "famous for being famous."

yadadamean: Bay Area slang for "you know what I'm sayin?" Other variations include "yadadaimsayin" and "yadada I'm talkin bout?"

Irish-American: What everybody in America becomes once a year on March 17th.

bracketology: The Art and Science of figuring out and filling out NCAA basketball tournament bracket during March Madness.

ze: Ze is a gender neutral pronoun. It refers to someone who does not fit into gender binary.

pi day: March 14th. A "holiday" celebrated by math geeks everywhere. Pi is approximately 3.14, and March the 14th is 3/14.

Truthenize: 1.To brilliantly inform someone of a harsh truth that they were either ignorant of or tried with everything they have to ignore. The resulting truth leaves the liar impotent. Powerless. Usually a truth about themselves. Like Euthenize. But with the truth. 2. To call somone out on a huge lie.

DST-lag: The jetlag-like disruption of your circadian rhythms that occurs on the Monday after Daylight Saving Time comes into effect.

necro: To bring back something dead. Often used in reference to topics in online forums.

gu: Acronym for "geographically undesirable."

technosexual: A person, male or female, who is so deeply enthralled with technology they discuss it with a level of passion that most people reserve for sex. Not always a geek or a nerd, but generally someone who has the latest and greatest everything.

gleek: building up saliva in the salivary glands using some stimulus, like sour food or yawning, and then pressing the tongue upon the glands, causing the saliva to shoot out, usually at an impressive distance.