Urban Dictionary Tees

Footsie: As in Playing footsie (under the table) The act of flirting in which one secretly touches the feet or legs of another with one's own, as under a table.

get your weight up: To say that someone needs more experience in something. To tell someone they need to practice.

locationship: A brief romantic encounter usually occuring while traveling or on vacation, occasionally outwardly resembling a conventional relationship, but without any underlying comittment. May be rekindled at future opportunities.

askhole: Someone who asks many stupid, pointless, obnoxious questions.

textual intercourse: The consummation of a relationship via SMS messages.

Foreploy: The act of misrepresenting yourself, for the sole purpose of getting laid.

commercide: When a e-commerce site is so slow that you just can't buy anything from them.

HAGS: Acronym: "Have A Good Summer"

Email Bankruptcy: When you are so inundated with email, both genuine email and spam, that you have to delete everything and start over again.

buildering: like normal rock climbing, buildering takes place in an urban setting on man-made objects such as buildings. usually only practiced by those crazy rock climbers, the point is to spot a very climb-able looking surface and attempt to scale it in sneakers with no other equipment.

workahol: n. What workaholics are addicted to

mac daddy: The pimp-meister, the king of the streetwalkers, possessor of the blingest of bling-bling. The mac daddy is the man who means everything (and the only man who really means anything) to his ladies of the night.

stripsy: The post-drunken, post-tipsy state at which the removal of clothing begins.

digital immigrant: Someone who grew up before the digital age and is fairly new to the internet. Basically anyone over the age of 28.

LQTM: "Laughing quietly to myself." A more accurate representation of the human response to funny things seen on the interweb. When people type lol, rarely are they laughing aloud for the whole world to hear, but merely smiling and laughing quietly to themselves.

BCG: Birth Control Glasses. Generally a military term which refers to the large, blocky glasses issued to military personnel who require the use of corrective lenses.

decidership: A form of government with one person exercising absolute power and unrestricted control in a government who regularly disregards opinions, petitions or mandates of the people or elected representatives.

programmer's tan: The pasty white tan of a person who works over eighty hours a week and never gets any sun.

testiculate: To move one's hands and arms expressively while talking bollox.

chew toy: The person you have or will have carnal relations with, but never a serious relationship.

myspy: when you use myspace to spy on ex-boyfriends, ex-girlfriends, ex-friends or even your ex-boyfriend's ex-girlfriend's ex-boyfriend's baby momma.

strug: Adjective form of the word "struggle," but also applicable in cases where the literal meaning of "struggle" or "struggling" may not be entirely appropriate; problematic.

trainsurfing: The act of riding a train in any method except inside the train cars. In other words, it's the equivalent of Ghost riding a train. Usually the act is performed by hanging onto the back, sides, or top of the train while the train is in motion. The most common target are passenger trains (due to their ease of getting on and off the train at stations) primarily as an extreme sport.

a and b the c of d: Means Above and Beyond the Call of Duty. Means very good.

Kodak courage: An extra dose of courage and the tendency to go beyond one's usual physical limits when being filmed or photographed (from action sports such as skateboarding, snowboarding, and extreme skiing).

nose goes: A way of determining who has to do a task, such as close a door or turn off a light after everyone is seated. To call 'nose goes', you simply place your index finger on your nose, and say "nose goes". The last person to call 'nose goes' has to do the task.

dick flick: The testosterone-driven opposite of a "chick flick". Generally contains lots of car chases, explosions, and boobs.

scratcher: An untalented tattoo artist. A tattoo artist who scratches up your skin rather than applying a clean smooth looking tattoo.