Urban Dictionary Tees
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jackass of all trades: A person who is exceptionally bad at everything.
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flintstoning: The act of moving your desk with your feet, without getting out of it.
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Anchor: A person who can slow down an entire group. A person who requires constant help or attention from some one else.
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delurk: Entering an online discussion after a time spent lurking, esp. if suddenly prompted to do so.
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pizza tumor: A large burned air bubble that sometimes forms in the crust of a pizza, rendering the slice that contains it significantly less appealing.
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Tramp Stamp: A tattoo above a woman's ass crack.
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Cupcaking: Flirting or being flirtatious.
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Leave Britney Alone: An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order. Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
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Linner: The meal between lunch and dinner, just as brunch is the meal between breakfast and lunch.
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infoporn: Information that serves no purpose and consumes valuable space in your head.
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foody call: (noun) a phone call, page or conversation aimed at getting free food from a partner in a no strings attached, no conversation meal.
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awkward arm: That arm that has nowhere to go when cuddling, spooning or sleeping next to someone else. It usually leads to wishing arms could be pulled off and then put back on afterwards.
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totty: 1) n. singular An attractive woman 2) n. plural Many attractive women
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bricked: To render your computer useless, as useless as a brick. Usually the result of tampering with the insides and doing irreversible damage. Bricking your hardware leaves you with a new paperweight. Can be the end effect of a faulty flash or firmware update, a modification (mod) gone bad or being struck by lighting, to name a few.
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stack it: To fall over in a spectacular or amusing fashion, often to the immense amusement of the people around you.
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Man Stand: The act of a man standing outside a shop while his wife/girlfriend/partner shops inside. Man Standing involves looking into space, at other women, or in the case of multi story shopping centers, leaning on the railings of an upper floor watching the people below.
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rock up: 1. verb; to attend, or be present 2. verb; bring interest to a place
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Wide Stance: A euphemism for a homosexual, especially one who is closeted. This is coined from the transparent defense of Senator Larry Craig (R-Idaho), to charges of disorderly conduct, stemming from his apparent solicitation of an undercover officer, underneath the partition of a restroom stall. Prior to pleading guilty, Sen. Craig attempted to explain his behavior by claiming that his shoe touched the officer's underneath the partition because he had a "wide stance", when going to the bathroom.
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identity crash: Sudden and catastrophic collapse of an individual's ability to keep all the threads of his or her online identity straight when the individual joins one too many social networks.
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business time: Time to get it on. A predetermined time in which couples engage in carnal relations. Preferably a wednesday night (hump day). From Flight of the Conchords.
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halo2sis: An oral problem amongst some Halo 2 fanatics.
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peasantvision: Television channels you get without a cable or satellite TV subscription.
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check my spam: Checking one's email though certain one has received no important communication. Compulsively and frequently checking one's email when one is not expecting an important message.
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nillionaire: Person without any money of their own.
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whole paycheck: A nickname for Whole Foods Market, the now-famous purveyor of (rather high-priced) organic and fresh foods and sundries.
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facebook surprise: When you don't know a picture has been taken of you until you see it uploaded by someone else on facebook. Usually results in an embarassing picture getting into the public's viewership, or it can be a normal, innocent picture.
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daggy: Australian origin. adj. not stylish, out of fashion, not trendy, not cool, untidy, unclean, not neat. v. to have no style.
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Clicking Teeth: An awkward make out session, in which the two participants both are bad kissers and have there mouths open so wide that their teeth hit each other, thus clicking.