Urban Dictionary Tees

fake take: Pretending to enter and store someone's phone number into your mobile phone after they generously offer up their phone number and say "Take my number and give me a call sometime"

brain grenade: a bottle of beer, due to its effects on brains.

text social: When a group of people, usually three or more, all simultaneously text others not present, instead of conversing with each other.

roll thick: To associate with a large group of people. To travel/go out with a large entourage.

pushing prize: A gift for a new mother, typically an expensive piece of jewellery. "Pushing" refers to labour of childbirth.

penis sympathy: The faint, lingering feeling of vicarious pain most men feel when they hear of another man in a situation where his penis has been injured.

Phone Grope: Grabbing at pockets, patting yourself down to make sure you have your cellphone and don't need to turn around and go back home for it. This behaviour tends to be heightened in people who also have a habit of going back to check the locks on the doors several times before leaving home.

fire hazard: A man who is utterly in denial of his homosexuality(in the closet) despite the fact that he is clearly gay to the objective observer(flaming).

bluewalls: The female equivalent of blue balls.

Winge: Bitching about something, or having a bitch. Getting on other people's nerves by complaining a lot.

moobs: A combination of the words "man" and "boobs." This is what happens when fat gathers in a male's chest area, and gives him the appearance of having breasts. Usually seen in overweight males, but can strangely also occur in men who are not really overweight.

gravy train: A job where no work is involved. To get paid for doing nothing. Standing around at work and talking all day.

poke war: A back and forth battle utilizing Facebook's poking mechanism.

posse: your crew, your hommies, a group of friends, people who may or may not have your back

Cinematard: One who is completely lacking movie knowledge.

don't tase me, bro: 1. An utterance emitted by University of Florida student Andrew Meyer on the evening of September 17, 2007 in efforts to ward off the vicious bite of a police taser after he was detained for getting uppity at a forum with U.S. Senator John Kerry. 2. A phrase used (with ironic reference to the above incident) to express feigned dissatisfaction with another's recent or impending actions or speech.

Hallowthanksmas: The period of time starting in late October and ending on New Year's Eve, so named for the commercial tendency to put up Christmas displays before Halloween. See also Christmahanukwanzakah

highway salute: An extended middle finger from a fist thrust forth whilst driving, as a gesture of anger toward the person who it is aimed at.

selling popcorn: Selling popcorn The act of standing by and doing nothing to effect or change events but attracting attention to the event itself none the less.

hollywood marriage: A measure of time equal to approximately one month.

Summer Teeth: Used to describe sombody who is missing some of their teeth, because Summer there and Summer not!

husband chair: A chair in a womens' clothes store/department for a guy to sit in and wait while his wife or girlfriend shops.

bootsy: 1. Bad or wreched. noun 2. A synonym for bad used in a derogatory way.

premature evacuation: Getting caught while sneaking away after a one night stand. Alternate: an early post-sex exit, i.e. before your partner is deep asleep.

dotcomrade: An Internet acquaintance; someone you chat with but have never actually met.

tops: Aussie, Irish, Scottish, English slang Fantastic. Wonderful.

Fade like bleach: Highy dependable. Used to describe someone/something that happens consitently, as bleach always fades fabric.

chunder: Vomit; generally chunky in nature.