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New Year's Heaves: To "throw up" multiple times on New Year's Eve, typically caused from excessive drinking after the realization that it was yet another sucky year of life. This happens many times when people see their significant other kissing someone else on the "stroke of 12" during the Midnight hour.

Internet Coma: When you are sitting on your couch, feet up on the coffee table, laptop on your lap. 4-10 hours later you are in an entirely prone position with your legs off the edge of the coffee table and your head on the seat cushion. You become completely unresponsive to your surroundings. Loss of peripheral vision, amnesia, severely reduced motor function ability, and drooling with one eye closed are common symptoms.

whatever: Used in an argument to admit that you are wrong without admitting it so the argument is over.

mechanic: A paid assassin who "fixes" a problem, i.e., offs someone who has been causing trouble for the person paying the assassin.

Christmas Crashing: Used to describe the after-effect of Christmas, or the Holidays in general: 12 Days of Hanukkah/Christmas, etc. is usually a busy time, very exciting, and enjoyable. By the end of the celebrations (The night of Christmas Day/Dec. 26th) you feel exhausted and overwhelmed. People are usually groggy, lethargic, and almost depressed from exhaustion.

This is actually happening: A phrase for use to highlight an ensuing awkward or unbelievable event. Mentioning that it is 'actually happening' helps to address either the awkwardness or awesomeness in the situation to everyone present. Therefore, can be used as a positive reinforcement to encourage the behaviour or as a negative reinforcement to discourage the offender.

Christmahannukwanzadan: A combination of the main holiday terms; Christmas, Hannukah, Kwanza, and Ramadan. To be used in this age of correctness where people may be offended by wishing one person a seasonal greeting but leaving another person out, thereby offending their race or creed.

Xmax: Xmax is a bit like Christmas, but not religious. It is the Xtreme version of Xmas and is way cooler. It is possible to celebrate Xmax inadvertantly, so if you're having quite a lot of fun at Xmas and nobody's talking about the baby Jesus, then you're probably celebrating Xmax. Don't worry tho, Xmax is much better.

Raving to Jesus: A condition usually applied to houses in the Christmas time that are completely covered in flashing lights and a Nativity scene. A house will only be raving to Jesus if the lights are flashing and a Nativity scene is present.

gift card laundering: The act of using a gift card to purchase another gift card of equal or slightly greater value in order to hide the fact that you're just regifting the original gift card.

jesus piece: A term used for a cross or crucifix that is worn as jewelry.

Shatner commas: Oddly placed commas that don't seem to serve any actual purpose in punctuation, but make it look like you should take odd pauses, as William Shatner does when delivering lines.

trustno1: Special Agent Fox Mulder's computer password in the X-Files TV series.

courier newed: If your professor doesn't have a font requirement and you can't think of anything else to write, change your font to courier new to add multiple pages to your papers.

Jesus Jeans: ripped or "holy" jeans. They're so holy, they're jesus jeans!

Degifting: 1. A mutual agreement to suspend holiday gifts for at least one season, usually within a single family or circle of friends. 2. The act of replacing useless and pointless merchandise with something more meaningful, such as a charitable donation, service project or holiday party. 3. Wal-Mart's biggest nightmare.

Gate Rape: The TSA airport screening procedure.

Do you: 1. acting in a way that satisfies you, not caring at all about what others think nor about your actions and/or consequences 2. following your heart 3. possibly the best advice you can give anyone when they have a dilemma

emberrorist: a radical who employs the potential to embarass others as a political weapon. Contrary to terrorist who uses fear.

PHOBAR: -adjective, Acronym for "PHOtoshopped Beyond All Recognition." A play on the the more popular acronym FUBAR: "Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition," PHOBAR refers to an image, usually a photo of a person, that has been retouched and airbrushed with digital image manipulation software on a computer so significantly, that the person in the photo is barely recognizable.

Dork: Someone who has odd interests, and is often silly at times. A dork is also someone who can be themselves and not care what anyone thinks.

Nerd: One whose IQ exceeds his weight.

geek: The people you pick on in high school and wind up working for as an adult

Urban Dictionary Cover-Up: The act of scrambling onto UrbanDictionary.com to quickly find out the definition of a word, usually when used over texts or IM. Used to cover up the fact that you did not know the meaning of the word prior to its use. Commonly abbreviated to UDCU.

cool story bro: A phrase sarcastically used to indicate one's disgust or indifference towards a tl;dr story.

Audience typing: When a person's typing abilities degrade when they must type in front of others, leading to misspelled words, improper capitalisation and most likely resulting in blushing. Worse if that other person is an older relative or someone you respect.

Dungeon Tan: the pale skin of a person who plays to much Xbox and doesn't get any sunlight.

Fart Enthusiast: an individual who is highly amused by anything associated with flatuation.