Urban Dictionary Tees

Traffuck: Peak hour traffic or any general traffic which slows you down.

concern troll: A person who posts on a blog thread, in the guise of "concern," to disrupt dialogue or undermine morale by pointing out that posters and/or the site may be getting themselves in trouble, usually with an authority or power. They point out problems that don't really exist. The intent is to derail, stifle, control, the dialogue. It is viewed as insincere and condescending.

boregasm: noun, verb: the result of or act of reaching the apex or climax of boredom; Filling one's capacity for boredom to the extreme boundary

Crushing the book: Using facebook in any way shape or form

Rebound Team: The team you start to root for after your home team is knocked out of the playoffs or if they just suck.

Do I smell popcorn?: Phrase uttered when you have passed a particularly pungent bubble of gas that you are so proud of you want everyone to take a deep whiff.

the "fuck" word: parody of the phrase the "F" word. Typically used to express disdain or disregard for censorship

fast food opinion: A blatantly regurgitated, prepackaged opinion. An opinion that requires no research, independent thought, wit, or creativity of one's own. Generally political, or theological in nature.

It was in the news feed: An excuse you can use after Facebook creeping and getting caught. It always works, though the suspicious individual will likely remain skeptical.

Premature exasperation: Becoming upset about something before knowing all (or any) of the details.

just sayin': a term coined to be used at the end of something insulting or offensive to take the heat off you when you say it.

Emotional dump: Unloading all of your emotional crap unmercifully onto one or more of your friends.

COD diet: when you lose a lot of weight due to missing meals, because you play too much call of duty

wall an hb: The act of wishing someone 'happy birthday' in Facebook wall post (actually knowing the person IRL is optional) past tense: wall'd him/her an hb

Smartphone Shuffle: The act of walking slowly or "shuffling" because you're too preoccupied with tasks being done on your smartphone such as browsing the internet, texting, etc. The Smartphone Shuffle can sometimes be dangerous for oneself, such as crossing a roads, not paying attention to surroundings. It can also be a nuisance for other people as distracted Smartphone Shufflers block hallways, stairs or sidewalks and impede flow of pedestrian.

hahaha: To express on AIM when something was funny, because just 'haha' isn't that dramatic and can be used as just aknowledging when someone has said something.

straight like: when someone goes straight down your Facebook page and likes everything. including wallposts, comments, statuses, etc. usually it's a close friend of yours, or someone who's bored to death.

Birthday eloping: The act of going on a trip to avoid the dramas of celebrating a birthday at home.

when the economy picks up: Common beginning or ending to a sentence. It can serve to: 1. provide an excuse for why one has not yet done something. 2. suggest a vague intention of doing something later (similar to how Spanish speakers use the word "mañana.") 3. add minimal credibility to an idea that is a pipe dream.

pizzarrhea: The sudden onset of diarrhea by means of the consumption of pizza, be it bad or otherwise.

Area Code DNA: Determining someone's place of origin by checking out their cell phone number's area code. Even if they move cross country, people often keep their cell phone numbers to avoid losing contact with friends, or, simply because it's convenient. Interpreting their retained area code gives a ready glimpse into the history of the person.

G6: G6 / G650. Slang for the Gulfstream G650, a twin-engine jet airplane manufactured by Gulfstream Aerospace. The estimated pricetag exceeds $58 million USD, and will be assembled in Gulfstream's new manufacturing facility in Savannah, Georgia. Gulfstream begins taking orders for the aircraft in April, 2010, with delivery beginning in 2012.

don't take this the wrong way, but: What you say to someone right before you say something that can only be taken one way: badly.

New Year's Block: A condition that usually takes place the first couple of weeks into the new year, in which a person keeps writing in the last/previous year in place of the new one.

Comment Jump: (v): to disregard, not acknowledge, or skip over a comment when replying on a post or status update.

Paper GPS: (n). any non-electronic format used for finding directions. Examples: A road atlas, foldout paper road map, handwritten directions, directions printed from free online map Web sites.

nice: Used as a filler during a pause in conversation. Doesn't necessarily mean something complimentary.

Twitter Bang: Hooking up with someone who you've spoken less than 140 words to.