Urban Dictionary Tees

Interpretive Dunce: This person has no skill at dancing, yet will try to auto-choreograph their unholy movements to the lyrics of the song being played, often with a delay as they can't remember the lyrics, and have to come up with something on the fly as they hear it.

Bropocalypse: A large gathering of bros on a mission to do one thing, to get bombed, tanked, or wasted usually ending in some people doing something stupid.

Piss Angle: Piss angle is an intense math calculation that dudes use when trying not to get back-sprayed while pissing into a urinal. Pissing against the back wall of the urinal at a 90 degree angle will cause extreme backspray. Thus, a man must strategically place his piss stream onto the side wall of the urinal, prefferably at less than 20 degrees to prevent getting back-sprayed.

Deep Bro Talk: A serious talk between two close male friends, in which they talk about all the things going on in their life at the moment. Deep bro talks are sacred meetings, and all the things discussed during them cannot be told to anyone else without the other's consent.

Book hangover: When you've finished a book and you suddenly return to the real world, but the real world feels incomplete or surreal because you're still living in the world of the book.

Designated Imbiber: An individual who is assigned the task of drinking for other people because they are driving, pregnant, or have to get up early the next morning.

decafate: The act of purging after drinking coffee, anally or otherwise.

Irish Layover: When you miss your flight from being too hungover or too drunk.

Comment-Message: When someone types what should have been a message or email in a comment on a public board (example: facebook).

close enough for government work: A phrase used to describe the quality of work difference of that of private enterprise and the government.

friend jack: When someone who is new to a social circle ends up becoming more important and loved in that group than the person who introduced them to said circle. Often times, the 'introducer' actually ends up getting kicked out of the group through a gradual phasing out. Most times friend jacking is the result of some inherent character flaw of the person who has been kicked out of the group.

Poster's Remorse: The feeling of regret after posting a particular item on Facebook, such as a status update, photo or video.

Slam Nom: To eat a large quantity of food (usually unhealthy food) rapidly due to extreme hunger.

Hipster Cable: The act of sharing passwords for sites such as Netflix, Hulu, HBOGO, etc, in order to receive similar passwords.

Dental Damn: When a person has such bad teeth that it invokes a strong response.

whistleblower: An insider who reveals an act, generally illegal, taking place, which the person committing the act would not wish to be public. The word comes from the idea that the whistleblower is "blowing a whistle" to stop the illegal action that he/she sees.

Pringlelingus: The act performed on a can of Pringles when pouring the chips directly from the can into your mouth; especially when using your tongue to get the last few pieces.

Red bull without a cause: The act of drinking Red Bull when you are already wide awake, simply because you like the taste.

devil is beating his wife: This expression is used to describe the weather when it is raining and sunny, also referred to as a "sunshower."

government: government is like a condom in that it allows for inflation, halts production, destroys subsequent generations, protects a bunch of pricks, and provides its constituents with a sense of security while they are actually being screwed.

Smilezoned: When you approach a member of the opposite sex to ask them out and they respond with a pitying smile.

Gift Card Millionaire: A person who holds a significant amount of money tied up in Gift Cards, Store Credit, Groupons and other forms of vouchers.

justice boner: The feeling of excitement when exacting petty revenge, or simply witnessing someone get what they deserve.

SMIDSY: An acronym - "Sorry Mate, I Didn't See You" is a common excuse given by cagers in car-motorcycle accidents.

vurp: a burp laced with a little vomit, usually occurs when you've had one too many and it has become difficult to distinguish between the two

Homance: A "Homance" is the female equivalent of a Bromance. A homance is a strong love between two straight females, the relationship can be described as closer than friends but less than a dating relationship.

gloatgram: an instagram post that features the user boasting about their life, usually in the form of food or leisure/travel.

motorpsycho: an individual who rides their motorcycle with complete and total disregard for the safety of themselves or others. an individual who rides purely to satisfy their own ego, refusing to shift gears because revving their engine sounds so cool.