Urban Dictionary Hoodies

forrest trump: An unintelligent person who believes that he can hold a position of power.

ITMFA: Impeach the mother fucker already (meaning: DJT) Frequently used on Twitter, just type: #ITMFA.

Tracing the bowl: A game men play while going to the bathroom while standing, the objective being how many times you can draw a circle around the inside of the toilet bowl before ending your stream.

Slay King: When a male dresses better than everyone around him

Buffet squirrel: One who secretly packs away items from a buffet into a bag, purse, or satchel for later consumption.

Dump O' Clock: A time (preferably during work hours) when one uses the bathroom to drop their load (or just look up memes on the internet).

skinful: an amount of alcohol that is enough to make a person drunk:

Dog Walk: (verb) When you’re beating someone’s ass and you’re dragging them as if you were walking a dog.

all your base are belong to us: 1. An exclamation of superiority 2. Phrase exclaimed when the opposite team/opponent is pwned or defeated. 3. Phrase taken from Zero Wing, a poorly translated Japanese-to-English video game, in which the character Cats exclaims.

colludy: The act or predisposition to act in a collusive manner. The willingness to cheat or sneak around to obtain something of value.

Clout Shark: The act of chasing,pursuit of,or questing for clout

Posteriority: Derives from Posterior and Posterity

government shitdown: In a shithole (shithouse) country under one party rule, but where the ruling party somehow can't avoid a government shutdown.

Rooster clawed: When someone scratches someone else with their toenail.

Stan: Stan means you look up to that person, you watch them or you truly love their content. It's another word for saying you idolize someone or something. You would say, "I stan _____" instead of I "I love that person"

Trendetarian: A person that cuts a certain food out of their diet because of a trend

hatfishing: When someone on a dating site wears a hat in all their pictures to conceal the fact that they are bald.

doing the most: when a person does way more than is required from the situation. The English word for "doing the most" is: "Supererogation" which is defined as; "the act of performing more than is required by duty, obligation, or need"

memewashed: Overexposure of memes to the point that your worldview changes.

collecting receipts: taking screenshots/pictures/video/any form of footage or audio to be used against someone. like when an lawyer provides evidence in court.

Malignant humor: A joke/meme that's so bad it will kill you.

Blue Flu: The cop's version of going on strike. Since they can't legally strike they all call in sick.

love tumor: An idiomatic phrase referring to a newly found affection toward a person that could lead to true love.

Love that for you: Just something cringey that Australian white girls say being sarcastic. It is used instead of saying “Love that”.

Marginal: Word describing a friend that is a taker and not a giver - someone that never shows up or pays for a tab or helps in any way. Not a true friend.

reply guy: 1. A man who behaves in an overly familiar way and is always replying to the social media messages of a woman he doesn't know or is barely acquainted with. 2. An annoying man who replies to social media messages, in general - whether this annoyance is due to a perceived know-it-all attitude, excessive familiarity, banal arguments that the annoyed user doesn't feel compelled to reply to again and again, or violation of some imagined pecking order.

Pilot Lighting: To use social media for the purpose of attracting potential mates while still in a relationship through the use of scandalous photos. Similar to how a pilot light remains ready to ignite the furnace at all times.

Lets gain this grain: Another term for "lets get this bread" meaning grain=bread=money also grain can literally be anything