Urban Dictionary Hoodies

scamazon: Ordering an item on Amazon and claiming it never arrived to your home which results in a refund and you can keep the item.

capper: A Cap Is A lie. A capper is a liar. So if someone is capping, they are lying.

Brexshitter: A derogatory term for people who voted to leave the EU in the UK's June 2016 EU membership referendum. Often seen on online comment sections and Facebook/Twitter.

Swooped: When a guy is at a party and is trying to get with a girl and another guy comes to the party and takes her

hit the dip: to run away from a scene or person as fast as you possibly can

dip: 1. v., to leave, depart 2. v., to place tobacco between the gums and lower lip 3. n., shortened form of "dipshit", i.e. a stupid, annoying, or displeasing person

head change: the point at which one feels a definitive change in his or her behavior and equilibrium from the effects of a drug (most commonly in reference to marijuana)

mob it: leaving where ever your at with your "crew" or "mob".

Basic Bad Bitch: An 'edgy', delusional version of the basic bitch. "Live, laugh, love" posters are replaced with snarky t-shirts proclaiming her basic badness. Thinks her impulsive decision to by a cheetah print crotch-rocket is somehow less transparent than a middle-aged dude suddenly deciding he's a Harley guy.

will it grow back: A desperate expression of hope.

gl2u: Good Luck To You.

The Triple B: otherwise known as "back burner bitch." a name for someone who your group of friends doesnt particularly like to hang out with, but if you are alone and all other friends are busy, you call your "triple b" and they are always anxious and willing to hang out. pretty much a friend who will always be a last resort and they have no idea.

ttyfal: Talk to your fat ass later

pasted: Pasted is the state of consciousness when an individual is so stoned that they are literally unable to move, finding themselves pasted to the couch or their attention pasted to some form of entertainment like a movie, or a long series of Youtube videos.

that's the move: That's what's up, or thats what we/i should do. Can also be said as "that's not the move"

Press: To approach someone in a disrespectfull way or to confront someone and question them.

brexit: A loud, drawn-out, angsty goodbye that interrupts the party; the opposite of an Irish goodbye

With the shits: Chicago slang, means to be in agreement with something

Fetch: Stop trying to make it happen. It's not going to happen.

Spotify and Side Hug: A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.

hashtalker: A person under the influence of any substance that makes their ramblings sound like they are heavily under the influence of hash

mooseterbation: when you start to masterbate at 12:07 and 43 sec a.m. while watching Animal Planet in your Aunt's bedroom.

egirl: an egirl is a species of emo usually found on tiktok but commonly spends time on tumblr. can be found wearing pink eyeshadow with a large wing, little hearts under the eyes and a blushed nose. normally wearing some type of shirt from urban outfitters over a longsleeve striped shirt. commonly found doing the me!me!me! dance but has probably never seen it before.

eboy: A boy that probably skates, has his nails painted w rings, wears beanies, maybe has a cute egirl girlfriend, always wearing vans and long sleeves or hoodies under tshirts, their hair is sometimes parted down the middle. They basically only exist on the internet unfortunately but we can still appreciate them on instagram:(

Diffing: When a group of knob heads gather to wreck their cars by spinning around in circles, usually done by joy riders from west belfast and little boys who think twin (tin) cams and old beemers as old as the hills are cool

love puff: A silent fart released whilst in bed with your partner, that you were hoping wouldn't smell, but does. By calling it a 'love puff', you hope to maintain some level of cuteness and overcome the curse of the bad smell that threatens to ruin an otherwise romantic moment.

Cerebral Assassin: A description for one who has superior intellect and utilizes their abilities to outwit any opponent in a competition.

belfie: a 'bottom selfie' - a photographic self-portrait featuring the buttocks, usually posted by female celebrities on social media networks.